mostly like cats&synthesizers fx pedals are also cool Not a tame lion they/them

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Why Making a Living as a TV Writer in Hollywood is Harder Than Ever and Why the Old Way was Better for Everyone: A Crash Course. Don't worry, I'll include pictures so no one gets bored! đź§µ

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Someone should start offering iPhone mods to put 1/8 jacks on new ones
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I think we should replace every data center with a cat café.
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17 years ago @bradneely dropped the hardest line of all time in anything ever
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Pope calls for a Butlerian Jihad and suddenly all the larpers who were begging for a new crusade are nowhere to be seen.
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That ice cream truck that hangs out by the scrap yards always has a line
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I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons
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I think I might look divorced today
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Remember in Alien nation when the old alien was able to get their body in line with earth or whatever so the oceans salt water wasn’t like acid for them anymore
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I had to stop reading the Dune series because I kept talking like Muad’Dib and it was pissing off everyone in my life
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fuckin sorcerers scare the shit outta me man. no staff no orb no tome, not even a wand. I asked one if she got her arcane wisdom from a pact with a higher being or perhaps through song, she genuinely looked me in the eyes and said it was because her great grandad fucked a dragon
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Ugh @Septa temporarily took away the ADA fare gate at the only cc station with an elevator. There is a septa worker floating there who told me he is there to let people in the side exit gates if they need it but only when I pried for info from him. But zero signage about this.
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“Cattle ranchers by nature are just kind of quiet” @Desert_Oracle
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Why isn’t there a sXe band named “alcohol compliance” that just does songs about sports
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Feel like all the excitement around Geese is an example of the Mandela effect
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If only it was that easy
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i deleted your city from the weather app
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The Jesuits call this “Thomas Aquinas autism”
The Talmud was written by guys like this
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Way too much confidence in the democrats ability to do something
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If republicans in the senate fail to pass the SAVE America Act, Democrats will take control.
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RT @catboyuuvoh: never forget.
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