Attorney. Sports junkie. Politics. Classically trained đŸŽ». Champion of women’s healthcare. Lover of satire. All things Jayhawk.

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And don’t forget what happens to our boobs in a nursing bra! 🙃😂
A lady is going viral for showing expressions of how her boobs will be feeling in different types of bras Fellas, we have it easy. I just watched this and the face she made has me laughing hard đŸ€Ł Ladies, y'all need a collective hug,if this is true.
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Je suis agrĂ©ablement surpris par l’accueil des AmĂ©ricains. Aucun MAGA agressif, aucun suprĂ©matiste, aucun sioniste hystĂ©rique anti‑musulmans comme on nous le rĂ©pĂšte sans cesse. Juste un peuple ouvert, curieux, respectueux des cultures des autres. Je ne suis pas naĂŻf : la politique Ă©trangĂšre des États‑Unis reste belliciste. Mais ce que je vois ici est Ă  l’opposĂ© total de l’image qu’on nous a vendue. x.com/smyrsmyr132919/status/


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Pride Night is not a “night to feature your sexual orientation” whatever the hell that means lmao. Pride Night is about the team saying LGBTQ community members are welcome and accepted here and baseball is for everyone. That’s all it’s about.
Replying to @OriginalClady
Yes it does. There’s no need for a night to feature your sexual orientation. Just be yourself, by yourself.
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‘‘ strong men - men who are truly role models - don't need to put down women to make themselves feel powerful.’’ - Michelle Obama
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I’ll take things that never happened for $500

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Vance: The coolest thing about the progress we’ve made over the last few weeks is that you’re seeing people within the Iranian system—senior leadership, even IRGC officials—say, “You know what? We recognize the way that we’ve done business with the US for 47 years is a mistake. Let’s try something else.”
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Ol Petey needs a hug.
Lawrence is trying WAY too hard on this deal.
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What does being a conservative have to do with this? Should it simply be “I’m not an asshole, thus I think it’s low class.” Or is Matthew acknowledging that Conservatives generally think and act this way? (“This way” being low class, his words not mine)
I am a conservative but I hate all this “Michelle Obama is a man,” garbage. It’s so low class.
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Everyone running outside for that deep breath when it starts to rain in the Southwest. IYKYK #highdesertrain
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Yes!
They need to make a Broadway musical out of this Algeria comes to Lawrence, Kansas story.
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The Mayor of Lawrence, Kansas addresses the media this morning wearing an #Algeria team scarf. Says Algeria fans have brought warmth and excitement to Lawrence and they have embraced each other. @kmbc
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Hey @AdamKinzinger thought you’d appreciate this cute video. My daughter and her roomie when they realized the Algerian’s had arrived in Lawrence and were driving past their house.
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Oopsie
Florida Republican Rep. Byron Donalds lectures about the importance of reading comprehension while standing in front of a misspelled sign
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Those women are more than welcome to stay home and not vote. My daughters and I will be exercising our Constitutional rights by showing up and voting.
Several women said they’d be willing to give up their right to vote if it meant creating a more conservative country at the Turning Point USA Women’s Leadership Summit recently held in San Antonio, Texas. democracydocket.com/news-ale

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Hmmm
taxpayer dollars?
Trump’s White House UFC fight this weekend has required more than seven federal agencies, hundreds of staff working onsite daily and at least $60 million, according to a legal filing. Quite a use of government resources for fight night. đŸ€” apnews.com/article/trump-ufc

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When do the locusts arrive?
Thunderstorms, 34 mph winds, and massive swarms of mosquitoes are currently forecasted during Trump’s birthday UFC fight today.
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If Democrats could actually rig elections, we wouldn’t be watching the setup for a cage match on the front steps of the White House. There’d be universal healthcare, protected reproductive rights, fully funded public schools, and a Congress that could pass a budget on time.
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Totally Biden’s fault. Obviously. 😉
LMAOOO, trump WASTED $14 million taxpayer dollars on painting the reflecting pool "American Blue" and it already has American green algae in it after a week. Please investigate how much of a kickback the Grifter in Chief got.🚹
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How do you say poetic justice?
A rainbow formed outside of the Kennedy Center as Trump’s name is being removed from the building. If that’s not a sign, I don’t know what is!
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The world is discovering what many around here already knew. Lawrence, Kansas is truly a one-of-kind town filled with kind and curious people in the shadow of a world-class public university. #LFK â™„ïžđŸ’™
The beautiful thing about the World Cup is seeing people from all walks of life come together. This week the people of Lawrence, KS have gone above & beyond to embrace and essentially adopt Team Algeria. This is the best of America, let’s spread the word about the positive. #worldcup #usa #algeria
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My daughter and her roomie’s excitement when Team Algeria drove by their home in Lawrence, KS on their arrival a couple of days ago. #fifa
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