Hi, Tom is my name, #SpoonsCustomerService is my game. Tom ko-fi.com/spoonstom
Joined July 2016
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13 Sep 2016
Hi @nikestore I've bought these sports briefs and although I'm enjoying the freedom all the branding is upside down!
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Jun 14
When you hear rangers are hiring a Dick as their manager, and then when you hear it’s a different Dick!
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Jun 14
If this scoreline stays like this Dick Advicaat will curaçao one out on the bench at full time.
@FIFAWorldCup
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Jun 14
It’s a number one at the back and sides then just a wee tidy up on top cheers mate.
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Jun 5
Apologies folks, I know I’ve been a bit quiet over the last few days, but I’ve actually spent a couple of nights in hospital. Fighting fit, fully invigorated and ready to go now though.
Jun 4
14 nurses from the same hospital go viral after all becoming pregnant at the same time
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Jun 3
That’s some squad Windsor are taking to the World Cup!
Jun 3
This morning at Buckingham Palace, The King joined @KingsTrust Goodwill Ambassador Sir @GarethSouthgate and youth sector leaders to hear directly from young people about the challenges facing the next generation.
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Jun 3
So it’s not time then is it Eddie?!
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Jun 3
Christ nobody tell Hearts they just payed 64 minutes, they will be calling for New Zealand to be awarded to World Cup!
Jun 3
Elijah Just and New Zealand played their first friendly ahead of the World Cup against Haiti.
Just played 64 minutes and Haiti won 4-0.
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May 31
She literally has her name emblazoned across her chest. 🤷🏻♂️🙄
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May 30
“We fucked it!”
Tom
A season to be proud of.
We pushed the boundaries over land and sea, and couldn't have done it without your support. Thank you, Gooners ❤️
ALT Full Time: PSG 1-1 Arsenal (PSG win 4-3 on penalties)
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May 30
“Delete Facebook”
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May 30
Deep inner suffering inevitably arises when the human person is reduced to performance, consumption, or a statistical datum. Many young people today live under the yoke of expectations to perform, immersed in an exasperated competitiveness that generates anxiety, fear of not measuring up, and disorientation.
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May 30
“Donald is bored”
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May 30
“Get a bus.”
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May 30
👷 Engineering works this weekend: orlo.uk/national_rail_enquir…
Today - Normal service
Sunday - Rail replacement buses between Laindon and Shoeburyness and Stanford-le-Hope and Pitsea, shuttles between Leigh-on-Sea and Shoeburyness 08:00-11:00 and 16:00-19:00
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May 22
Hahaha imagine them announcing the England World Cup squad with a Michael Jackson song! 🤷🏻♂️😂
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May 22
Must be about my turn by now surely?!
Maya Jama ‘shockingly splits from boyfriend Ruben Dias’ just before filming Celebrity Traitors trib.al/HD5Vql1
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May 15
Dear ladies, keep on not giving a fuck! 🤷🏻♂️👍
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