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My son told me I'm the best dad in the world.
Naturally, I took the opportunity to lecture him about statistics, population sizes, and best survey practices.
He must have learned his lesson, because he hasn't said it since.
Jun 12
Jesus isn’t God.
Jesus said the mustard seed is the smallest seed on earth
The smallest seeds on earth are orchid seeds.
Christians, what do you think?
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"Whattabout households?"
No soul in the comments mentioning households cares about context
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I can feel my IQ rising 100 pts every time I open this app
Good exchange here. This is the difference between “reading” your Bible and reading your Bible PROPERLY.
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You know, Dylan deserved that Nobel Prize. Just sayin.'
@nytimes
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Jun 14
I'm glad I'm not the only person who remembers how delusionally weird Obamamania was in 2008
Jun 14
Well, for one thing, they had children singing literal worship songs about Obama.
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People talk sometimes about the video game world they "grew up in" (which isn't necessarily something to be celebrated), and mine was this.
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I think we all need to make not bad but good arguments
Jun 12
Jesus isn’t God.
Jesus said the mustard seed is the smallest seed on earth
The smallest seeds on earth are orchid seeds.
Christians, what do you think?
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The bar is very low for most folks sadly
Jun 14
The reason I banned Bluey from my house is I don’t like the family dynamics or the way the kids talk to their parents, and some of the characters.
The dad seems to always be giving into the kids every whim, and the kids seem to walk all over him, with very little respect paid to him.
Meanwhile the kids think everything is a discussion. There isn’t an instance of “No” or “This is what we’re doing.”, everything seems to be a discussion, every decision the parents make is up for a debate.
One example: Dad tells the kids no ice cream. Muffins dad gets muffin ice cream. Instead of explaining “Well, I’m your dad, I think you’ve had enough sugar, we’re not getting ice cream.” Dad gets the kids ice cream.
Kids also seem to have zero responsibilities. I haven’t seen Bluey or Bingo pick up any toys, clean their room, or do anything that isn’t actively playing.
They don’t help their parents around the house at all.
Finally the show just irritates me. The sounds, colors, the pace, I just find it irritating.
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The Lord will give you rest for the kind of tired that sleep won’t fix.
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Does anybody know what burden of proof is?
Jun 14
So if Protestants are Scripture Alone, does that mean they don’t believe Mary had parents?
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Jun 14
Literally not a single Christian I know has any idea what the “mustard seed dilemma” is outside of Twitter
Nor would any of them be stumped by it, considering it’s literally from a parable where identifying the smallest seed in the world is not actually the point of the story
Jun 13
Christianity is FALLING APART because of this (Mustard seed dilemma)
Jesus says in Mathew 13:31-32 the smallest of all seeds is the Mustard seed and that’s not scientifically true
The smallest seed is orchid seeds, therefore Jesus got it wrong
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Grace doesn't work thay way
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It IS good to tell someone (with kindness) you don't think someone is saved if you don't think they are. I lost an anabaptist friend because he pressed me on my baptism views. But I was proud of myself for not lying.
Jun 13
Who can be saved? I had a discussion with Gavin Ortlund about the Orthodox Church's position on salvation outside the church.
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My works in Christ are all Christ's work
Jun 13
You think attaining eternal life depends on your works or obedience?
Then your trust is in yourself, your actions, not Jesus.
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BoTW is one of the best games i have ever played. ToTK is an insult
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Nearly every post is about Protestants. Both sides being poles standing strong only by leaning against each other
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Just rediscovered this monstrosity buried deep in my meme folder.
May 24
What's a video that defines Peak Woke?
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Noble heart!
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