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Joined April 2017
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SqueakyMonke retweeted
Be exactly like ruby
Don’t be like ruby, girls
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Replying to @SleepyManny
Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.
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Replying to @JaulaDePerreo
How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.
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SqueakyMonke retweeted
horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared
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He raped her, she won in court, and his response is to terrorize her. Because he is a rapist.
Breaking News: The Justice Dept. is said to have opened an investigation into E. Jean Carroll, who had accused Donald Trump of rape. In her civil case against him, a jury had found Trump liable for sexually abusing and defaming Carroll. nyti.ms/4dMgruH
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SqueakyMonke retweeted
How is it that trump keeps getting these looney toons assassins but charlie kirk got literally bullseye from daredevil his first time.
Gunman who believed he was Jesus Christ opened fire on White House checkpoint, neutralized by Secret Service trib.al/X3d6cas
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SqueakyMonke retweeted
May 18
Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote. “I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’” “I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”
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The Supreme Court is not even pretending to be impartial anymore. Republicans can redistrict but Democrats can’t.
BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects Virginia's bid to restore congressional map favoring Democrats.
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SqueakyMonke retweeted
No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.
Normalize concerts starting at 7pm and over by 10pm
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SqueakyMonke retweeted
Fixed it for you
THE MOST PRO-FAMILY ADMINISTRATION. 🇺🇸
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537 votes in florida put us on track for this shitshow 25 years ago
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No microplastics in balls bf, top 1% vagina microbiome gf
🚨 I HAVE NO MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS 🚨 This should not be possible. Studies show that 100% of men have microplastics in their semen. I am the first human ever to show a complete reduction to zero. This may be a world-first breakthrough in fertility research. I had 165 microplastic particles in my semen just 18 months ago. Now, I have zero. Five published studies have measured microplastics in human semen. Two found them in 100% of men. The other three found then in 44 to 76% of men tested, but those used methods that miss the smallest particles and the clear ones. Corrected for that, the real rate is likely 100%. Almost every man alive has plastic in his semen right now. The same applies to testicular tissue, testing 100% positive for microplastics. Microplastics hurt sperm. Human studies show the impact of various types of plastic, associated chemicals, and other toxins on male fertility: 60% fewer normal shaped sperm (from PFAS) 5x higher odds of low sperm count (from PTFE) 10% lower sperm concentration (from PTFE) 15% lower swimming ability (from PTFE) 41% lower swimming ability (from PET) 12% lower sperm swimming ability (from BPA) 3x higher odds of low sperm count (from Phthalates) 2x higher odds of poor swimming (from Phthalates) The effects compound: each extra type of plastic drops sperm swimming ability by about 21%. This matters even if you’re NOT trying to get pregnant. Sperm count is one of the cleanest biomarkers of overall health we have. And microplastics don't stop at the testes. The same particles are showing up everywhere we look. Studies show 4.5x higher rate of heart attack, stroke, and death in people with microplastics in their arterial plaque vs. those without. Microplastics were also found in 100% of human placentas tested. 100% of post-mortem human brains tested positive for microplastics. Brain concentrations rose ~50% between 2016 and 2024, and now sit at roughly 11x the levels found in the liver or kidney. Where do these come from? PTFE, commonly in non-stick pans PET, water bottles Phthalates, makes plastic soft and bendy BPA, can linings PFAS, stain-resistant fabrics & food packaging Inside the body, plastic causes a kind of cellular rust. It triggers inflammation in the testicles, kills the cells that make sperm and drops testosterone. It's been confirmed across 39 animal and cell studies, then in human data. MY PROTOCOL: Note, what I did is n=1, not a controlled trial, I cannot prove cause. 1. Sauna (dry). My toxin blood panel confirms sauna clears plastic related chemicals: BPA, phthalates, PFAS, flame retardants, pesticides. The plastic particles themselves are too big to sweat out directly. Heat may activate other clearance routes: bile flow through the liver, the cell's internal cleanup system, and the gut barrier. Humans have almost no enzymes that can break plastic apart, so the body has to physically push it out. 2. Reverse osmosis water filter. Drinking water is likely a major source of microplastic getting into your body. A reverse osmosis filter pushes water through a very tight membrane and strains the particles out. I filter everything I drink. 3. Trying to rid my environment of the big plastic items: cutting boards, cups, plates, food storage containers, non-stick pans, cling wrap, tea bags, water bottles, kitchen utensils, kettles, and synthetic clothing. Note, as hard as I try, I'm always finding new plastic things in my life. This can be all-consuming thing so try to just knock out the big ones. I did all three interventions at the same time. I cannot say which one did the most work. What I can say is this: going from 165 to zero in 18 months is possible. Results: Nov 2024: 165 particles/mL Jul 2025: 20 particles/mL Apr 2026: 0 particles/mL The 18 month window also captures roughly 7 full spermatogenesis cycles.
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SqueakyMonke retweeted
My name is Gaz and I say “8647” pls cancel me immediately make sure I never am allowed to music again my back hurts thank u
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SqueakyMonke retweeted
I was so irritated when I found out what "dirty" meant in this context. Why would you describe it that way. Dirty should mean alcohol at the very least
Apr 28
McDonald's is launching a new drinks menu that includes dirty sodas and caffeinated refreshers: - Dirty Dr Pepper - Sprite Berry Blast - Mango Pineapple Refresher - Strawberry Watermelon Refresher
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most unserious administration
No pause. No hesitation. 💥
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Poor, poor, George W. Bush. His entire legacy is being removed piece by piece. • Most incompetent President - gone. • Worst war - gone. • Most unpopular President - gone. • President most likely to favor the wealthy - gone. • President with the worst economic plan - gone.
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War is Peace
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NEW from @AOC: "I will do my part to uphold our Constitution by voting YES on Representatives Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie’s War Powers Resolution. Every member of Congress must join us in rejecting this aimless war."
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SqueakyMonke retweeted
> Republican gets elected President. > Cuts benefits for the poor. > Cuts taxes for the rich. > Starts a war in the Middle East. It's crazy how it’s always the same thing every single time.
BREAKING: United States and Israel have attacked Iran.
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Fuck you @Tim_Walz . There are un-uniformed, masked federal thugs in the street and breaking down doors, doing warrantless home invasions and you want to enable the police to disarm the populace? It is clear who you serve and it's not the people. Fucking piece of human trash.
Minnesota Advances Semi-auto Firearm Ban Allowing Warrantless Home Inspections of Gun Owners dlvr.it/TR6dLm
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