PE/M&A biglawyer wasting valuable billable hours reviewing & marking up memes

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Me when anyone emails me about anything at all
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The Rape Gang Inquiry Report. bit.ly/4uE5odw
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so many people need to be fucking executed man
The Rape Gang Inquiry Report. bit.ly/4uE5odw
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You see this also in the calls for young white men to forgo college and become plumbers or work at Panda Express
The right is full of people who hate cities, seethe at educational institutions, despise most art and architecture, cultivate a strange and stunted parochial nativism, and generally nourish a palette of self-limiting resentments that cede the left massive cultural dominance.
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SF tech culture accounts used to Neon Genesis Evangelion post and discuss Nick Land quotes, now it’s all “I kissed my cofounder for a 5k angel check” and showing off their marketing foid fiefdoms.
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Lot of rightwingers trying to dunk on Alice for this not realizing LSAT is an IQ test, which is why MENSA accepts it in lieu of an IQ test. They should be asking her what she thinks of the fact that blacks and hispanics suck at the LSAT
LSAT isn't a credential. It's a high-ish-level test of logic and careful reading. In my experience of any of us, the results are the best standard measure we have of valuable skills the lack of which make mid-to-low scorers exasperating to argue with in a structured way
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We need to hold a national period of mourning
Literally nothing left of U.S. Air Force B-52 bomber after crash. Source: Fox News
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It's always these freaks
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I cant afford groceries
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Replying to @_sn_n
Yet somehow you are still consuming enough calories to be alive.
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Asked for comment about UFC Fighter Josh Hokit saying “Michelle Obama is a man” in his post fight interview, WH spokesman Steven Cheung said “He had a great win last night. He showed toughness and the ability to pressure his opponent both on his feet and on the ground.”
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I am not calling it fucking Türkiye bro I speak English not Turkish. I know for a fact they don’t call it “United States of America” in Constantinople. I mean what are we doing here
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“I literally can’t tell the difference between this and a Pakistani stabbing my daughter”
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After cheering their team on to a draw, Japan (@jfa_en) fans clean up the stands at Dallas Stadium.
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Fight night energy is taking over DC. UFC Freedom 250 is almost here. 🇺🇸
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It’s the emperors birthday, treaty signed with Persia, gladiatorial games done in front of the Capitol in celebration. Trump is Caesar Maxxing this weekend
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I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.
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Much of the tech community is exposing themselves for not understanding the absolute basics of political theory The USG has a monopoly on the use of force. A private citizen cannot speak the way Dario speaks. He will have to change his messaging or be destroyed
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This is called "functional language" btw. It's very common and well understood by linguists. Alice is willfully obtuse.
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If billionaires and trillionaires suddenly disappeared overnight, everything would get worse for me. If everyone on SNAP disappeared, everything would get better.
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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Ohh. During the Pentagon litigation, Dario said that if USG ever had a problem with restrictions, they could just call him. So they did. And he was (predictably) not responsive.
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Anthropic had 90 minutes to take down Fable after Trump admin demand axios.com/2026/06/13/anthrop…
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I’ve had a number of conversations with folks inside and outside government about the current situation with Anthropic, and here is what I believe to be true: — As we know, Anthropic publicly released its Mythos class models earlier this week under the commercial name Fable. — Fable is Mythos with guardrails. But if those guardrails fail, then you’ve exposed Mythos and its advanced cyber capabilities to people who shouldn’t have them. (Keep in mind that Anthropic itself widely promoted the idea that Mythos was a cyberweapon and needed to be regulated as such. They asked for government regulation of Mythos and championed the guardrails on Fable. If there is a vulnerability — big or small — it is Anthropic’s responsibility to patch.) — A highly credible trusted partner of both Anthropic and the USG who was testing Fable came forward with a jailbreak of those guardrails. The Admin asked Dario to fix the jailbreak or de-deploy the model. Dario refused. — In their blog post, Anthropic defended its decision by saying the jailbreak isn’t serious. That is not what the trusted partner and the USG believe; nor is that kind of minimizing language consistent with Anthropic’s brand as the AI safety company. It’s difficult to fathom how they could claim a jailbreak allowing operability of a cyber weapon could be defined as not “serious.” — In the past, Anthropic has always said that safety must be top priority and taken super seriously. In this case, Anthropic prioritized the continued offering of the consumer model over safety. — In reaction, the Admin issued the export control. The Admin did this reluctantly. It’s been very surprised that Anthropic hasn’t wanted to cooperate with a reasonable safety request (ie fixing the jailbreak issue). Anthropic’s reaction is very much at odds with their branding and ethos as a safe AI research community. — The Admin’s hope now is that Anthropic remediates the safety issue, the export control is lifted, and Fable goes back into general release. The Admin wants all of this to happen as soon as possible. It is frankly bewildered that Anthropic hasn’t wanted to comply with safety requests that it previously said were its highest priority. — Those trying to misdirect and tie this action to the prior DoW/Anthropic issues are wrong. The Admin values Anthropic’s technical capabilities and feels that this issue, while serious, should be easily resolved. The ball is in Anthropic’s court.
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It’s very funny to me that for as smart as Anthropic allegedly is, they completely forgot about the possibility of the chud veto
Three months ago, @DeptofWar kicked @AnthropicAI out of our building—forever. Every passing day proves why that was the right move. 🇺🇸
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