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Jun 14
Invincible first episode was way too provocative for me to accept the reason Omni man gave at the end of season 1 for that heinous unforgivable act.
That bastard, man...πͺπ€§
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Jun 11
Having one of the best leagues in the continent has to translate to something.
This is a hard watch. Unforgivable first half.
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Jun 11
Lost to a team that led for the first time in the 4th quarter ???
Hmmm.. I haven't seen that one before.
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Jun 11
He is so STUPID
Jun 10
BBC journalist to Infantino: βAre you embarrassed by whatβs happening at this World Cup and have you lost control of the tournament?β
#FIFAWorldCup2026
#WorldCupwithMicky
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Jun 10
YOU'RE VERY STUPID.
Jun 9
Dem born you poor and you are now giving birth to more people in poverty! God will kill you this night!
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YOU ARE A FOOL. NIGERIA, THE HOME OF FOOLS
Jun 8
I was having a zoom meeting when my daughter screamed. I have to pause to check on her.
Apparently my husband wanted bathing her because I was busy. She have just returned from school.
I shot both of them a daring glance and the house went quiet. My husband has been moody all day because I made a law never to bath any female child in our house.
He said I am making him a threat to his kids. Is there a better way to explain my reasons to him because I don't know how to start.
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When that weed hits in the middle of a hearthrobing conversation. The only way is to go philosophical.
Jun 8
"Dogs are living an entire week of their lives in one day. They're making their lives count. ... I don't think we deserve dogs. Were you ever the hero your dog thought you were?" - @neiltyson
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50 Cent reacting to the Diddy sextape with his babymama at the Power Raising Kanan premiere:
βWe havenβt had any intimacy for 12 years. She could be out back with a dog for all I care.β
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hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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Questioning the politics of a particular group does not in any way connote bigotry.
Plus, Elon Musk and some of his heinous takes have watered down what the word 'genius' actually means.
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May 24
Someone explain this to me
May 24
Maturing is realizing that once your debt has been sold to a 3rd party debt collector without your permission, you no longer owe the debt.
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May 24
Nothing is real here in this cold world. The more you know, the more you wish you were ignorant of everything.
Knowledge, too much of it, makes life less enjoyable.
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May 24
One of the few elites any country on God's green earth will ever have the misfortune of tagging 'its elites'...NIGERIANS, A NOTHING PEOPLE!!!
Mar 26
Enjoying this sunny Thursday in Singapore πΈπ¬ Happiness is free π²β¦ F.Oteπ²
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May 24
Not playing any European football next season might be the blessing you didn't pray for in the long run.
Tear everything down and rebuild. Xabi Alonso, over to you. Good tidings.
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Mar 26
NIGERIANS - 'A NOTHING PEOPLE'
Mar 26
Enjoying this sunny Thursday in Singapore πΈπ¬ Happiness is free π²β¦ F.Oteπ²
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Mar 22
LUKE KENNARD'S BUZZER-BEATING 3 WINS IT FOR THE LAKERS π¨π¨π¨
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Mar 2
The biggest failure of my Nigerian parents' generation was their complete inability to pass on any ideas or ideology of subtance to their children.
The ONLY thing they taught their children was "Jesus" and "Muhammad". And those unfortunate children have grown up with Christianity and Islam making up their entire personality. They have nothing else upstairs.
Ask the people from that empty-headed generation any question that requires actual thinking or philosophy, and watch how intellectually empty their reply is.
"How can I succeed in life?"
>50 y.o. Nigerian dummy: "Fear God, pray everyday, don't expose your private parts, read your books in school, Fear God..."
"How do I find and keep the right partner?"
Elderly Nigerian grave-dodger: "Go to church every week, pray endlessly, maintain your fajinity, and fear God..."
"How can we fix Nigeria and make it somewhere people don't need to run away from?"
65 year-old Nigerian oxygen hoarder: "The whole country needs to pray for divine intervention to torsh the hearts of awa lidaz..."
An entire generation of olodos who raised even worse dummies than them, but somehow all believe that they did the world a favour by birthing children they had nothing intellectual to pass on to. Everyone else in the world who couldn't pass on economic capital to their children could at least pass on intellectual and moral capital.
All that these cemetery-evading dumbos passed on to us was "Fear God, pray, develop a neurotic obsession with your sex organs and everything that has to do with them, pray, and fear God some more." This is the inheritance we were supposed to build into our competitive advantage in a world where serious people live?
Damn.
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Football is too casual for you to still be a fan, man.
Go start a family yoooo..and switch all of that energy to agriculture. The earth needs more farmers.
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Feb 28
Proof of life
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