🇵🇷 “Synapses held together by rubber bands and paperclips.” 24 year old bi disaster. she/hers. genderfluid. horny on the main 🔞 Elation Emanator.
Joined September 2019
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10 Dec 2025
😁 I’m back with my agenda of pain and suffering (FINALLY GOT THE PANEL I NEEDED)
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Since there’s no canonical reason why The Turtles wear bandannas I like to headcanon that Splinter LEGITIMATELY could not tell them apart as children
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The only reason Heated Rivalry is being labeled as 'teen TV' is that people refuse to take a gay love story seriously unless it ends in a tragic death.
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2023 va 2026
practice makes perfect 💜
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HISTORY.
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I want Megatron so fucking bad. HASBRO REISSUE HIM OR SOMETHING
I hate that there’s two Transformers I REALLY want rn but they’re sold out EVERYWHERE oh my god.
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I hate that there’s two Transformers I REALLY want rn but they’re sold out EVERYWHERE oh my god.
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LETS GO PUÑETA
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Yall don’t get them like I do. FUCK. Tfp Megs is a bratty switch and Tfa Megs is a bratty top. I’m sorry. Thems the rules. They’re just so wibsownsowbskb LISTEN listen. My brain is very peculiar when it comes to those two specifically for no fucking reason
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C'MON JAMES GUNN THEY'RE RIGHT THERE
Jun 12
Nicholas Galitzine and Camila Mendes training for ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ 📸
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#maccadams #transformers
ALT jazz (tailing behind optimus: optimus! OP! holy frag, slow down! whats the matter? youre going so fast that i can't keep-
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Plushies in realistic proportions are not… good. Like they don’t work well m8.
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Sally is a Porsche and McQueen is a race car meaning this is basically their child
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Unpopular opinion: Maurice is the only real good father in this picture. Triton controls everything, the Sultan treats Jasmine like property to be married off and Pocahontas’ father imposes his destiny on her.
Maurice just… loves Belle as she is.
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Back here. Since they were children it was Baela reaching for Jace, calming and reassuring him. But I wonder if this time he reaches out to her first. If he reassures her that she’s safe with him and he doesn’t want to go without her…just for him to be gone at the end of it 🚬
Jun 12
New stills of Jacaerys and Baela from season 3 of House of the Dragon
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If I had a nickel for every animated show in the last year that had me believe in the SOMA Theory I would have two nickels
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I GET BUMBLEBEE ANGST NEXT WEEK. OH YES. YOU SAW HOW HE GOT VIOLENT WITH WHEELJACK. OH YAH OPTIMUS PICKED THAT FERAL CAT UP FROM THE STREETS OF CYBERTRON. I CANT WAIT
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Daeron looks so tired 💔
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