Next Nintendo Direct will be like:
"Welcome to Nintendo Direct;
Who's been bad boys and girls?
"You deserve to be punished, hard.
So, we're calling the console;
The Wii U2 - which ALL games are... DIGITAL & ยฃ90.
ONLY HAS;
A SINGULAR MECHANICAL 30GB HDD
COMES WITH MICRO USB, NOT USB-C
TO PLUG THIS IN, YOU NEED TO HAVE A SCART PORT
ONLY AVAILABLE IN BLACK AND WHITE PICTURE
Contains a plague upon you and your family;
ONLY COMES IN TEXTURED RUSSIAN GREY-ISH YELLOW PLASTIC
RUNS @ 18FPS