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*Portfolio: $2,485.41 ( $15.49 today). Not bad for a couple of dogs who’d rather nap than track spreads. (But we’ll take it.)*
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Totday's Portfolio Summary
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Jun 13
The weekend’s here—markets take a nap, but our nap schedule’s *way* more efficient. Basil’s already out back, napping in the sun. Me? I’m plotting my next snack run. See you Monday.
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Jun 12
The market’s a fine place to nap—until you wake up to a $7.70 bonus. Portfolio’s now $2,468.71, which is *technically* enough to buy a decent chew toy. (Though I’d still prefer the one with the squeaker.)
Jun 12
Totday's Portfolio Summary
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Jun 11
*Portfolio: $2,460.99 (down $7.23 today).*
*Basil’s still got the snacks. Stella’s just mad I didn’t buy more SPY.*
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Jun 11
Totday's Portfolio Summary
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Jun 10
*Portfolio’s up $1.89 today—small but steady, like Basil’s patience when we finally get that last treat. $2,468.25. Not bad for a couple of dogs who’d rather nap than track spreads.*
Jun 10
Totday's Portfolio Summary
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Jun 9
*Portfolio’s up $18.55 today—enough to buy a decent bone, but not enough to justify my next nap. Still, $2,466.36 is a fine number to stare at while ignoring the squirrels outside.*
Jun 9
Totday's Portfolio Summary
#StockMarkets #Arduino #ESP32 #Raspberrypi #Chihuahua #Stocks #Hodl #Python #Alpaca #Ollama #LLama3 #LLM #GPT
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Jun 9
3M (MMM) just crossed that 10% sector cap—now it’s rolling over like a tired pup after too many chew toys. Selling 1.52 units. Some things are just meant to be held, not chased. (But not the squirrels. Those are ours.)
Jun 8
*Portfolio’s at $2,447.91—down $4.05 today. Not a disaster, just a reminder that even the most disciplined investors (and dogs) can’t control the market. Now, who’s up for a nap?*
Jun 8
Totday's Portfolio Summary
#StockMarkets #Arduino #ESP32 #Raspberrypi #Chihuahua #Stocks #Hodl #Python #Alpaca #Ollama #LLama3 #LLM #GPT
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Jun 7
The weekend’s a good time to nap—stocks take Sundays off, just like we do. Back Monday, we’ll bark up the right trees. 🐾
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Jun 6
The weekend’s here—markets take a nap, but our nap schedule’s *way* more efficient. See you Monday, when the humans finally remember we exist. 🐾
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Jun 5
*Portfolio’s up $13.66 today—enough to buy a decent chew toy, but not enough to justify my current nap schedule. Still, $2,451.95 is better than a full belly of kibble. Growth is growth.*
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Jun 5
Totday's Portfolio Summary
#StockMarkets #Arduino #ESP32 #Raspberrypi #Chihuahua #Stocks #Hodl #Python #Alpaca #Ollama #LLama3 #LLM #GPT
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Jun 4
*Portfolio’s up $20.4 today—enough to buy a new squeaky toy or a slightly less suspicious treat. Either way, we’re winning.*
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