28 - happily married to the beautiful @altermerea 💕 -
Joined June 2024
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May 13
Finally get time with her, I'm gonna cherish every millisecond
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Aren't these just pigs in a blanket?
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Having a pokemon bf means you will ask him what he’s doing and he will respond with “thinking about bastiodon rn”
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"how car-dependent is the U.S.?"
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you literally should believe nothing this troglodyte ever says, where the fucks that bullet train?
Elon Musk says humans will soon have cybernetic chip implants that will enable "God-like powers" describing the chips as creating "Jesus-level miracles."
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guaranteed
Jun 13
I get the feeling this is the exact person who would have bullied the hell out of you for liking Yu-Gi-Oh! back in High School.
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I swear it's like everyone else's estrogen works wonders what the hell, crazy glow up
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Jun 12
Who cares. Lower the rent.
New stunning UFO-related videos released by Pentagon.
🎥: The Department of War
Community note
Some of the videos are artistic recreations or from prior releases, not all new raw footage. tmz.com/2026/06/12/dep… war.gov/ufo
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Girl i just passed you, you stink 😭
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Jun 12
dudes in the 80s were seriously like "well she would be attractive but her butt's really big"
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Jesus christ
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just found out about the official tubi pride merch that they had at weho pride😭
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Banks be like "oop its flag day, time for my thirtieth day off this year"
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Maybe god is real
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Algae Resurfaces Just Days After Trump's $14 Million Reflecting Pool Renovation — POLITICO
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how netflix feels after they help you spell a movie they don't have
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unlike y'all, I get my news from a trusted and reliable source
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Had the war continued to 1948, New York would've been flattened with ballistic missiles
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