Thank God For The Liquor... Cause Now All These Retards Can Pass Out |
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Mar 9
Summary of Marriage in 16 seconds 😂
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Enzo Fernandez looking at Cucurella going to join Real Madrid
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“No Real Madrid player plays for the spain national team” 🤡
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Jun 13
Relationship dey kîll privacy bro
You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm
If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me
If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"
If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"
God please😭😭
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“A thousand dollars to watch a football match, we know it’s expensive to travel. A ticket in the 1982 World Cup final in Bernabeu was 5 dollars. You see some of the games that have been played in the World Cup 2026, the stadiums aren’t filled up. People can’t afford the tickets”
Garry Neville, Ian Wright and Ferguson
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Fun Fact: The last time Germany beat a team 7-1, they won the World Cup
Germany beat Curaçao with 7 goals on World Cup opener! 🌎🇩🇪
Who’s been your Man of the Match?
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Fun Fact
Out of the 26 players, only one, Tahith Chong (Sheffield United midfielder), was born on the island itself (in Willemstad). The other 25 were born in the Netherlands.
Curaçao is part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, all Curaçaoans hold Dutch passports
❤️🔥🇨🇼 156.000 population, smallest country ever to reach the World Cup… and Curaçao scored in a magic, historical moment for them.
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“I have children and when I watch them in training, they are working on passing out from the back, stuff you can learn when you’re 21 in Portugal. United States is just behind technically that goes down to academies and coaching”
Tim Howard
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russia 2018 - no girlfriend
qatar 2022 - no girlfriend
usa 2026 - no girlfriend
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He did it with Bentancur, Emre Can and Matuidi midfield 😭
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Jun 13
He really did it man. He really did😭😭❤️❤️❤️
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these guys have won 5 cricket world cups, never seen them move like this
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Absolute SCENES in Melbourne as Australia fans are going wild after the huge FIFA World Cup win! 🗣️
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Jun 13
I hope every match ends 1-1 and they can’t figure out who to progress lol
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Jun 13
Nigerians are very creative when punishing criminals until it comes to thieving politicians.
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Insane that if you show a 10 year old this picture they’d only be able to recognize Speed
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They don't meet the men's standard.
If you are single because you can't lower your standards, why are men who meet your standards not approaching you?
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$1.1M ain't shit for 17 years.
Jun 12
Man wrongly jailed for 17 years until lawyers find look-alike convict with same first name, gets awarded $1.1 million in compensation.
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Are you sure?
Jun 13
The divorce rate is so high because Men still want to live like their fathers did, but women no longer have to suffer like their mothers did
Community note
This is a causal opinion, not an established fact. A Finnish register study of unions formed 2003–2020 found female same-sex couples had the highest divorce risk: 2.2x different-sex couples and 1.6x male same-sex couples.
source: research.tilburguniversity.edu/en/publication…
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Jun 13
O dia que nos depararmos com mulheres que "ganha seu próprio dinheiro" assumindo relacionamento com garis, pedreiros, empacotador, entregador de IFood e mudando a vida deles eu acredito no seu argumento.
Me apaixonei por essa frase:
Se você ganha o seu próprio dinheiro e faz tudo por si mesma, um homem não tem muito a oferecer além do caráter, dos valores e da forma como te trata.
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