Gen X Writer and Editor, and obnoxious about it. Heldentenor from Antioch, Tennessee. Well-scrubbed, hustling rube. RTs are evidence of insanity. huff.cc.cc
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CITIZEN OPERATORS ENJOY A UNIQUE SHOPPING EXPERIENCE
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May 13
Hm.
JUST IN: Scientists discover hidden structure under the Atlantic Ocean, potentially solving the Bermuda Triangle mystery, Daily Mail reports.
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STEVE HUFF retweeted
Fix the Void
FIX the VOID
the VOID
FIX THE
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one time i ate a ghost pepper that was so spicy two of my grandpas came back from the dead.
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Apr 28
listed for auction, including:
- Teeth from the mouths of saints
- Robots named after biblical characters
- Dread Elder God baseball cards (some covered in ichor)
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no one ever identified the origin of Urine Jar No. 27B,
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Absolute banger of a new band name or album title: "Roadkill Raccoon Penis Incident."
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Apr 13
OK I am officially accepted into SF State for an MA in Literature this fall, now I just need to raise $12K for the first year's tuition
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Apr 12
said, “Stop meddling in the past, Ronald, I’m pretty sure you're ending bloodlines.”
Ronald considered this. “Look,” he said, “if Neanderthals believe in a hell because they see clown in the forest, how is that bad?”
A honking horn interrupted, followed by a braying
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Mild und leise
wie er lächelt
ERROR ERROR ERROR THE OPERA WILL CONTINUE AFTER THE ERROR ERROR
ertrinken
versinken
unbewusst
höchste lust
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Dream Packet Distribution ceases until Worker joy explodes
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Everyone just bow to Auntie JCO now. She has won the internet for 2026.
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STEVE HUFF retweeted
nooo, probably not. Hemingway would have considered Twitter a total waste of time.
Hemingway did not write quickly, or easily. his best prose is chiseled as poetry.
quite the antithesis of, for instance, Kerouac or Ginsberg. or Mailer, who wrote fluidly.
Hemingway would have considered anything online as "pearls cast before swine."
his prose was too precious. 500 words from Hemingway could leave him exhausted.
Out of all the famous authors, I think Hemingway would dominate Twitter.
He’s a master at brevity and would perform well with the constraint of 280 characters.
Obviously, I’m no Hemingway. 😂
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Harold Bloom said lots of silly things. No need to make a movie out of any of them.
Hamlet is not about grief. It is about what Harold Bloom called "the invention of the human". They should make a movie about that
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I don’t want to think Yglesias is this hilariously stupid and completely lacking in insight about the nature of this particular beast. Someone convince me he’s joking because otherwise I might assume he’s in some kind of mental decline. Tr*mp believes in Tr*mp, and that’s it.
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the brain of someone raised on Jerry Bruckheimer films, the Book Of Revelations & Bang Bus videos, pickled in Everclear
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Hegseth: Flying over their capital. Death and destruction from the sky all day long. We're playing for keeps. Our warfighters have maximum authorities granted personally by the president and yours truly. Our rules of engagement are bold, precise, and designed to unleash American power, not shackle it. This was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is not a fair fight. We are punching them while they're down, which is exactly how it should be.
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Cox has always deserved more credit for how well he nailed Lector in this movie. His version easily stands with Hopkins’s and Mikkelsen’s, who both also did bang-up jobs with a role that could easily be a vicious cartoon.
Michael Mann’s Manhunter (1986) features the first onscreen appearance of Hannibal Lecter (spelled "Lecktor" in this version), played by Brian Cox. Cox based his performance on a real-life Scottish serial killer he had studied.
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