Is it ok if I pet your dog?
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3 May 2023
An open letter to my fellow dudes:
Stop playing with your phone while standing at the urinal. Just stop it. It’s incredibly gross. Just wait until you’re out of the bathroom.
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You suck, @TMFanSupport I can’t even LOG IN at this point. Three browsers. Two devices. Three separate Internet connections. This is account level, not browser.
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The original Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series was the origin of one of the most iconic gifs I've ever seen.
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22 May 2025
Hey @XfinitySupport , I appreciate the reminder for my service appointment, but I didn't need five phone calls, three text messages, and two e-mails to confirm over two days. Especially since I spoke to your reps on BOTH days and confirmed the same information both times. Jeez.
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24 Apr 2025
You know, free nugs from the Caps "McNugget Minute" goal last night taste better than any nugs you pay for. #ALLCAPS. .
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24 Apr 2025
Once again, I am reminded that navigating @MedStarHealth systems is basically self abuse. It should not be this challenging to MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
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brb.goingtoaconcert retweeted
1 Feb 2022
happy lunar new year to all who celebrate! how I wish I could be up there with you
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23 Oct 2023
I've never heard of half of these before, and I basically live on the internet. I didn't even know there WAS a Mattress Firm conspiracy.
23 Oct 2023
The day that we can finally see Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories like "Depopulation" die out as they should will be officially declared "The Day the Delusions Died" and will become not just a national but a WORLDWIDE Holiday celebrating this great victory!
#LowIQAnon
#Sanity
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7 Oct 2023
I love behind the scenes stuff like this. More please, @wetatvfm!
Club owner Seth Hurwitz shares his passion for creating unforgettable experiences for both bands and audiences alike, fostering a sense of belonging in the alternative music community."
youtube.com/watch?v=NV2CWLjs…
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14 Aug 2023
Hey @goodfynd, I would love a "digest" option for these. Or a distance limiter. The notifications are wonderful, but seventeen emails in two minutes is kind of ridiculous.
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28 Jun 2023
Please, Hollywood, stop giving Jared Leto roles. Just... just stop it.
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19 Jun 2023
The official website says this “takes the recognizable Coca-Cola® taste and adds the electrifying taste of XP.”
Now I know- XP tastes like black licorice and terror.
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14 Jun 2023
Yeah, that tracks.
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5 Jun 2023
Neeeeeeat.
4 Jun 2023
"The best-kept retro-mac secret is that the following web sites exist
system6.app
system7.app
macos8.app
macos9.app
If you ever wanted to play with old MacOS, this is the least effort to get started"
Via @uliwitness@chaos.social
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4 Jun 2023
Hudson Hawk. Amazingly delightful movie.
1 Jun 2023
Movies that flopped at the box office but are actually great.
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31 May 2023
Hey @wmata , is something up with Metroalerts? I haven't gotten an alert notification of any kind in a week and a half. I can't log into the website either.
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