Oh, the irony of the uneducated and uncivil destroying a school bus.

Happy 80th Birthday @POTUS! Have yourself a big bowl of TDS tears with sprinkles.

Incredible

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House. America, fuck yeah.

Babysitting the only grandkid, Duke, He’s a good good boy.

Let’s have a great Saturday shall we.

33 years later and it’s still a banger.

Rocking some Tom Keifer and Cinderella on the patio this morning. Have a great day everyone.

I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire. What I can’t figure out is how Maxine Waters, Adam Schiff, and Ilhan Omar went from modest backgrounds to multimillionaires on a government salary.

My wife loves Ella Langley. She's playing in KC next week, so I was going to surprise her with tickets until I saw the price. It will cost $2k for two tickets and a hotel room, not including gas, food, and libations. I'm not a cheap man, but gosh damn!

Imagine every time you get a bonus, raise, or promotion, Elizabeth Warren comes out hating on you like it’s her job. What a pathetic excuse for a Senator.

The most legendary drum beat ever.

Elon Musk's companies employ roughly 170,000 people. AOC drove Amazon out of New York, killing 40,000 jobs. One creates. The other destroys. They are not the same.

History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet. Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years. And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor. You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money. Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

Hello Senator.... This November it will be 50 years since you were first elected to Congress, so we want to be the first to say . "Happy 50th Anniversary of drawing a taxpayer funded salary." That is quite an achievement. In fact - you are 2nd longest-still serving member in Congress. It has been a long time since you held a private sector job. AND yes 50 years ago - in 1976 (it was America's Bicentennial that year) - people still punched clocks back then. The world has changed a lot. During your 50 years in Congress - you watched as the creators and inventors and producers changed the world, creating trillions in new wealth, millions of new jobs and dramatically raising living standards for everyone rich and poor alike. And for 50 years you have voted to raise taxes and regulate and oversee every move of the private sector. You have never created or invented or produced. Just taxed and regulated and outraged. But thank you for using the platform the "TRILLIONAIRE class" has provided to the entire world for free to tell us all how disgusted you are. We would never know otherwise.

He has a lot of employees who believed in him and took the stock over higher pay and are millionaires today!

Few things better than ice cold keg beer.

I've seen a lot of Democrats crying about Elon becoming the world's first trillionaire. First of all, 99.99% of his net worth is equity stakes in his companies. He's not liquid. He's building value, and a whole lot of people are benefiting from him and his companies' success. You know this, but you still have to grift for your low-IQ voters. Secondly, it doesn't matter how much tax revenue you steal from us. Tax billionaires at 95%? It doesn't matter because it's never enough! If the IRS collected $10T a year, Congress would spend $15T and couldn't tell you what happened to it. We're $40T in debt! These corrupt assholes need to look in the mirror. Makes me livid!