Highly Opinionated Sports Fan | College Baseball Shouldn’t Lose Parlay Connoisseur | Salaried Employee | #BanTheWave
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25 Feb 2025
Physically staring at a spreadsheet in the office, mentally shredding Everlong on guitar hero with my best buds
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Consecutive series wins vs Braves then Dodgers. I love this team
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Jun 12
Hey @paraguay fuck you
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Just sat through an hour and a half meeting and all I could think about was the Gamecock Football x Free Bird video. Spot the damn ball
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Jun 11
W. 36-31. A series win against the best team in baseball with a chance to sweep em tomorrow.
Sole Possession of 1st place in the Central.
This team is must watch ball. I’m in love. My first born will be named “The 2026 Chicago White Sox Knights” #QTMFBB
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Jun 10
I turned to @JeffAgrest and @JRFegan before Braden connected and said "If Braden Montgomery walks this off, start printing the playoff tickets." We will see if I'm right.
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I believe it’s called the power of the pope.
Theres magic in these White Sox. Wow
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Jun 5
JB Pritzker lost the Bears. This should end any hopes he’s had to become president. He’s already been a failure
Jun 5
If the Bears ultimately move to Hammond, Indiana would become home to two NFL franchises, with the Bears joining the Indianapolis Colts in the state.
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Jun 5
Imagine being the governor who lost the Chicago Bears.
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Breaking News: @GovPritzker presidential platform will include moving all US national teams to be based in Toronto
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Im so glad our gas prices are over $5 per gallon, illegal immigrants can run around free and we can loot Walgreens’s to the point where they are forced to close their stores yet we’ll chase one of the only things that brings this state together to fucking Indiana!
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Your fucking fault @GovPritzker and @ChicagosMayor. Fuck you both.
Jun 5
The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana, with the exact to be selected. This is this first time that the Bears’ board has voted on any stadium site.
As one source said, “There is more work to do but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal.”
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Another White Sox WWWWWinner! Thanks @Billybooboocap
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BEST DAY OF THE YEAR 🔥
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White Sox taking belt to ass to the twins, time to bring the video back. Fuck you @tlschwerz
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May 27
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
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I love the white sox, im not saying we’re winning the World Series or anything but man are they fun to watch
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