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Joined January 2023
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CVS is entirely too aggressive with these texts telling me to pick up my prescription. Calm the fuck down. š
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So far this season, the Houston Astros have managed to host both Faith & Family Night and a Pride Night without incident.
The Texas Rangers are the only team in Major League Baseball that doesn't host a Pride Night. This week, they're hosting Faith and Family Night instead.
Meanwhile, MLB just warned Giants pitchers for writing Bible verses on their own caps.
In Texas, we don't punish people for living out their faith. We protect that right.
foxnews.com/outkick-sports/mā¦
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Jun 16
The same exact thing happened to us. It caused us to miss our sons college graduation but we did get $100 flight credits for a future flight. That definitely made missing our son's graduation so worth it.
Jun 15
Iāve been traveling 100k miles/year since I was 16 and this was easily the worst travel experience of my life. No transparency, no clarity and no respect for the passengers who were treated horribly all evening/morning. Absolutely shameful from @united
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OPINION: On Pride Night, four Giants pitchers on this woebegone team opted to either deface their official uniform or ignore it altogether, hijacking the event for their own purposes. sfchronicle.com/sports/annkiā¦
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Does this sound like a good life?
Wake up at 8:58.
Log into your WFH job at 9:00. Jiggle the mouse every few minutes.
Coffee. Emails. Meetings that could've been emails.
Lunch workout. Same weights you've been lifting since 2021.
Log off at 5. Move from one screen to a bigger screen.
Scroll. Order dinner. Take a 12-minute walk. Swipe on Hinge.
Take weed Gummy, text friends ācanāt wait for the weekend.ā
Bed
Repeat
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Lindsay Graham really out here saying "if the fighting that closed the Strait did nothing else, at least it opened the Strait and ended the fighting"
Parody of a chickenhawk war pig
Lindsey Graham: Hereās what weāve achieved. If this thing goes through, weāve opened up the straitsā¦There will be in a permanent ceasefire, hopefully, and weāll try to get a nuclear deal with Iran. Hopefully, that will work out.
If it doesnāt, then weāve still achieved opening up the straits and stopping the fighting
Community note
The Strait of Hormuz was open to shipping before the 2026 war with Iran began in February. Iran closed the strait in March 2026 following US and Israeli strikes. The June agreement is to reopen it. britannica.com/event/2026-Iraā¦ aljazeera.com/news/2026/6/15ā¦ cnn.com/2026/06/14/worā¦
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Who the fuck is this guy and why is he all over my timeline
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Students at Houston ISD continue to improve.
Focus on reading and math is yielding results.
Houstonās districts performed better overall compared to statewide results, with higher passing rates across subjects, a Houston Chronicle analysis shows. houstonchronicle.com/projectā¦
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Astros reinstate RHP Hunter Brown from the 60-day IL and C Yainer Diaz from the 10-day IL.
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Jun 16
I do not condemn Communism because it is violent and revolutionary. I condemn Communism because it is false. I condemn it because it is an erroneous ethical theory of the normal life of man.
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Jun 16
So will Texas Tech still give him the help he needs?
Jun 16
Sources: Texas Tech transfer quarterback Brendan Sorsby plans to enter the NFL Supplemental Draft. Amid the legal wrangling over his NCAA eligibility after admitting he bet on sports, he intends to head to the NFL.
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Jun 15
When Boogie Cousins met his biggest fan š
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lol
Jun 15
Asked for comment about UFC Fighter Josh Hokit saying āMichelle Obama is a manā in his post fight interview, WH spokesman Steven Cheung said āHe had a great win last night. He showed toughness and the ability to pressure his opponent both on his feet and on the ground.ā
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Morning, lovelies. Hope you are well. There is a 600 acre fire burning north of us. Ash started falling last night & today it's all over everything. Yuck! I'm staying inside as much as possible.
Be kind. You are loved.
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Jun 15
Today in 1976, rainout at the Astrodome when flooding keeps fans away. Astros and visiting Pirates eat dinner on the field. @Astros
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Jun 14
doing a land acknowledgment and calling it 2nd Ward instead of East End or EaDo
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Jun 15
KFC be having money for more commercials than any other chain but every time i pass by one itās empty af. That cartel money must be flowing
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Jun 14
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.
Turns out that is 9pm.
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