At no point has the Trump presidency more closely resembled a scene out of “Idiocracy,” Mike Judge’s 2006 satire about a Philistine society that abhors intellectualism, than on Sunday night, as the White House played host to UFC Freedom 250. The event was ostensibly meant to commemorate the 250th birthday of America, but really to honor the 80th birthday of President Donald J. Trump, a man whose thirst for adulation and public spectacle will never be quenched. Read the full column from @MarlowNYC: wp.me/pc8uak-1lHpgN

MAGA will be remembered as the most embarrassing political phenomenon ever to stain the history of America, just a gutter movement that elevated the worst, dumbest, most vile among us

They really let a UFC fighter call our only Black First Lady a man on the White House lawn at an official White House event … while thousands cheered and the biggest podcaster in the world smiled. There is no economic policy fix for this. Many of these people are just racist.

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

Zelensky didn’t wear a suit to a White House meeting and was disrespecting the dignity of the office and now we’re going to watch dudes give each other permanent brain damage on the White House lawn sponsored by budlight

LAST 6 NBA SEASONS (including playoffs): POINTS 1. Nikola Jokić 2. Luka Dončić REBOUNDS 1. Nikola Jokić 2. Rudy Gobert ASSTISTS 1. Nikola Jokić 2. James Harden STEALS 1. Nikola Jokić 2. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander PLUS-MINUS 1. Nikola Jokić 2. Jayson Tatum

Welcome to Twitter, @HunterBiden , you’re making all of this a better place. Now show some of your latest art, please!

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

I genuinely hope that everyone is having a good day. Even my haters. Even the Trumpers. I disagree with you vehemently, but you’re all made in image of God, and I forget that often. We’re all God’s children.

12 YEARS AGO TODAY Lance Stephenson blows in LeBron's ear during the Pacers GM5 win vs the Heat LeBron had a playoff career-low 7 PTS (2/10 FG)

might change my name to Wemby’s and only serve french fries after last night’s game

The best place in the city (other than MSG) to see the Knicks play? @BenStiller

I can almost guarantee you James Harden is not happy with the Cavs. Cleveland has some of the worst strip clubs in the history of strip clubs.

SGA, Chet, and the OKC Thunder will be debuting their new 2026 “Playoff Edition” uniforms in Game 3 against the Suns

they all wanna look like me

Thank you, Jesus.

No debate.

Shai Gilgeous had 17 free throws Nikola Jokic had 1 They scored the same amount of points