Web performance expert and geek all-rounder. Enjoys making websites scream in pain. Founder of @myloadtest.

Joined May 2010
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Stuart Moncrieff retweeted
We just released an ADDITIONAL previously unannounced session for #PAC2021! @StuartMoncrieff of @myloadtest presents on "PERFORMANCE TESTING THE MODERN WEB". Watch it on-demand, RIGHT NOW! Start your #TricentisPAC experience early. events.tricentis.com/pac/age… @Tricentis
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Great tech talk from @ps_jay at tonight’s @infracoders meetup. Keeping software dependencies up to date with Renovate Bot at @reecetech. reece.tech/posts/renovate-bo…
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I have binge-listened almost all of the On The Metal podcast episodes. Does anyone have a #podcast recommendation for someone who loves technology, but is not excited by product reviews or hot-takes on the latest tech news?
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My new favourite podcast: On The Metal with @bcantrill and @jessfraz. For the kind of people who enjoy nerding-out over open-source firmware and old stories of low-level performance optimizations.
*taps mic* Is this thing still on?
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Join me at the next @VivitWorldwide SIG Talk to hear my thoughts on "moving your script development practices into the late 20th century" (sarcasm was turned all the way up to 11 when I wrote my abstract). Register now, and watch it online later. vivitworldwide.site-ym.com/e…

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I will be presenting at the next @VivitWorldwide SIG Talk on Tuesday 9th at 12pm ET. Join me, Todd DeCapua, Petar Puskarich, Jonathon Wright to hear about proven practices in #quality and #testing. If you register, you can watch it online later. vivitworldwide.site-ym.com/e…

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I gatecrashed the #CoderDojo Kids workshop at #BuzzConf so I could experiment with a Makey Makey. Play the bongo drum by touching the banana (low note) or the clump of grass (high note). #CarltonDojo
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This weekend I am at #BuzzConf to geek out about emerging technologies. It’s great to be surrounded by people who are as excited about tech as I am.
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Stuart Moncrieff retweeted

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I am really excited to be part of the upcoming @Neotys Performance Advisory Council. neotys.com/performance-advis… #NeotysPAC
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The SiteScope account has created 830MB of bash history on the monitored server. I guess it has been running for a while.
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I think it is time for ITIL to die. Why I Hate ITIL So Much by Greg Ferro. etherealmind.com/why-i-hate-…

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Stuart Moncrieff retweeted
good tips on how to read (and what to look for) in a network waterfall: bit.ly/1hJb2Y2

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From October 13, Australians' phone and Internet records will be available without a warrant, and with no oversight. theage.com.au/technology/tec…

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"The IT user access process used to be pretty bad, but they streamlined it. Now it only takes 5 days to get an account added to a server."
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