So…my friend has a brain tumor. 👎🏻 gofundme.com/f/help-donia-ac…

RT @IsabellaMi24887: Men on this app - "women should have sex with their husbands when he wants it, no matter what." Also men - "Sex is onl…

A fascinating fact in history: Ancient Egyptians believed women were goddesses because they could create life.

A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know… It has not “peeked” your interest. Nor has it “peaked” your interest. …It has piqued your interest. You are not “phased” by something. You are fazed by it. If you’ve had a long day, you are weary. If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary. It is “due course”, not “do course”. “Per se”, not “per say”. And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost. Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping. This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙

Did anyone else grow up in a household that was big on “matching” foods? Like some foods just do NOT go together, and my mom & I talk about it like it’s very logical and just makes sense. 😂 Even my coparent will ask me “Do [food combo] match?” if he’s unsure. 😏

Many, many things could so easily be resolved if couples just sat through the discomfort and reflection required of tough conversations.

People are determined to misunderstand this post. 1. Making out with your partner is good. Regular affection, scheduled or spontaneous, is a good way to keep connection strong. 2. Non-sexual affection is good. In fact, women need regular non-sexual affection, which leads to more regular sex. 3. When all affection is sexual or expected to lead to sex, one partner (usually the woman) feels uncomfortable because it sets an unreasonable expectation. Your job within your marriage is to communicate and figure out whether 1 can be 2, or if 1 is 3. Whichever way works for your marriage, do that.

This is hilarious 🤣💀

my ideal relationship is just two weird people taking turns being fascinated by each other

RT @ladymysticalwmn: This is how men think about sex and their wives

i wish we could stop talking about this but i just think that if you’re married you should kiss a lot and cuddle often and show appreciation and try to take stressors off of your spouse’s plate and really truly listen to each other and laugh a lot together and prioritize your relationship and always assume best intent, and then you’ll both want to have a lot of sex and on the occasions where it doesn’t happen, there’s no resentment okay thank you the end that’s my two cents

The making out/dead bedroom discourse is fascinating because once again women are saying “this is what I would like” and men are responding “you’re a fucking liar”

Sucking a dude's dick so that I can understand his pain better

It’s insane how many men think that marital duties are either making money or doing chores. I know why your bedrooms are dead.

If I can't abort, I'm giving the baby to a loving lesbian couple. No religious straight couples allowed.

tbh i am the happiest version of myself when i am getting cracked regularly

This is how you respond to MAGA ignorance ✊🏻