Joined January 2010
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16 Dec 2022
I have started a single-purpose blog. That purpose is to replace the profile and pinned tweet links that were broken by a not-funny man baby.
sumocatstodon.blogspot.com/2…
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5 Nov 2022
It occurs to me that sharing my Mastodon URL is a lot easier way to actually get to me than sharing my ID.
mastodon.world/@Sumocat
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5 Apr 2022
Breaking: Twitter
Breaking: Twitter will appoint Elon Musk to its board of directors theverge.com/2022/4/5/230112…
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4 Nov 2022
Got in to grab my real not-real name: Sumocat with one S (and it is where you think).
@Sumocat@mastodon.world
4 Nov 2022
No real idea what I'm doing here but join me? mastodon.world/@joannastern
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18 Nov 2022
Hey guys, I know some of you are worried about Twitter disappearing, but there’s no need to panic. Take a breath, relax, and know that you can buy a BlackBerry, open an Aol account, and join MySpace any time you want. You have options.
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18 Nov 2022
“Twitter obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape… unless it’s a HARDCORE HELLSCAPE!”
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18 Nov 2022
Dear @tim_cook, I was mistaken — you do need to rush.
4 Nov 2022
Dear @tim_cook, how about setting up a Mastodon server for Apple customers? No rush, but there is an opportunity in the market for another social network, and a newly released workforce that might be eager to get it up and running.
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14 Nov 2022
Read books like it's 2013: Barnes & Noble may return to Reston Spectrum as part of a massive chain store bingo.
restonian.org/2022/11/back-t…
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14 Nov 2022
It’s not just outside of America. There’s been a gap in my feed for a few days, but the gap is in my favor, so I’ve kept a lid on it here. Been sharing my observations on Mastodon.
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14 Nov 2022
Where else would he sleep? In the home he doesn’t have?
14 Nov 2022
Elon Musk says he's sleeping at Twitter's HQ 'until the org is fixed' businessinsider.com/elon-mus…
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14 Nov 2022
President Volodymyr Zelensky visited the recently liberated Kherson on Nov. 14.
"Kherson is Ukraine," he said in a post on Telegram as he shared photos from his trip.
📷President's Office
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Michael Lewis Already Selling Movie Rights for Book on FTX's $32 Billion Meltdown dlvr.it/Scl55Y
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13 Nov 2022
When the wrapping itself is a gift on its own x.com/5min__crafts/status/15…
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13 Nov 2022
#RealElonMuskQuotes @midnight "Someone shut this crap down they are already trending # 11"
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13 Nov 2022
“Twitter obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape — it’ll cost $8.”
#RealElonMuskQuotes
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12 Nov 2022
“It doesn’t even work as a Lightning to USB-C adapter”
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The newest iPad dongle is a glimpse into everything that's wrong with Apple.
macworld.com/article/1367043…
