This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone youāve ever met. He could still make you feel like youāre the only person in the room. He could still give you the best advice youāve ever gotten and make you feel loved no matter what. Heās an American treasure. There is only one @DannyDeVito
going from the taylor-serrano fight to the paul-tyson fight is like if you watched the super bowl and then immediately after the super bowl you watched two people play paper football on a table in dennyās at 3am
Thatās. A. Wrap. on our Magic Castle Conjurorās Cruise, but the next magical journey awaits. š
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I think it would be funny if Paul kept fighting older and older boxers like George Foreman is next in his 80ās then Joe Frazier in his 90ās then they exhume Floyd Patterson and he loses to Pattersonās corpse.
[1/2] Matt crushes Halloween, goes on a Dominican adventure and gets the hang of performing magic on the sea. Jacob has an odd bathroom story. Paul has questions about "horse liquid." Plus chat about recent movies, miniseries, and Scoopardy. Find Ep. 1157: A Gnome at the Urinalā¦
ALT There's a gnome at the urinal! Jacob, in the foreground, grimaces. Nothing can kill that grimace.
Itās with a heavy heart, I have to announce that Mr Piffles, Las Vegas headliner, beloved canine conjuror & faithful companion, has passed away just shy of his 17th birthday.
In the beginning, I may have rescued him, but in the end, he rescued me.
I š you so much Mr Piffles.
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[1/2] We discuss @MightyHeaton's new book, how sports is a healthy manifestation of tribalism, the demise of media as a gatekeeper, andā¦schismogenesis?! Paul peels back a religious onion, and Price is Skrite! Find Ep. 1156: Andrew Heaton is a Figment of Paul's Imagination atā¦
ALT Andrew Heaton looks incredulous and wary, pondering that he may be a figment of Paul's imagination.