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I swear, I'm never stopping at a random Walmart ever again🤣 #fights #Walmart
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How To Fight Like A Democrat 101:
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Legend
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I love Japanese people😂
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House. America, fuck yeah.

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Opinions are like assholes. If you’re gay, they have cum all over them.
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Worship Charlie Kirk? You put that nigga in a golden casket. A 14 KARAT GOLD CASKET.
You still celebrate George Floyd’s murder like we actually hold him on a pedestal the way you freaks worshiped Charlie.
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Chnandler Bong retweeted
i’m not stuck in line behind Elon Musk at walmart listening to him lose his mind cause he can’t put Zyns on an EBT card.
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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"Religion" 😂😂😂
What a weird religion!
Not the coffin wraps🤣🤣🤣
blacks Kill blacks SO MUCH they Finally Invented Something…
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Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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This Afghan musIim was about to ‌$exuaIIy harass a little girl, but this brave young Australian dude stepped up and taught his ass a solid lesson. Love you bro ❤️
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Footage emerges of a new angle of a migrant causing mayhem in Cork city. The Irish boys gave him what for 💪🏻🇮🇪☘️ The Irish lads will sort them ALL out 🇮🇪🇮🇪 Follow us and share
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Chnandler Bong retweeted
Did you know the world's first trillionaire is an African-American What an incredible win for Civil Rights
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Elon Musk created thousands of millionaires in his career. Elizabeth Warren created 1, herself. Keep that in mind.
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Damn I picked the wrong line of work😂
Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day. 400 of them are now worth over $100 million. These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries. Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000. Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous." The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before. Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.
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Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire has been a really great IQ test for the general public. You see people online who think Elon literally has a trillion dollars sitting in a bank somewhere and has chosen to just… keep it there. These are not serious people and not worth engaging with. It’s like trying to have an intelligent discussion with a monkey.
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Lemme explain something to y'all about White folk: When you finally push us over the line from which there is no return, we will gleefully burn the world down around you. Why? Because we're the only motherfuckers capable of rebuilding it after you're gone.
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🚨 Trump just ASSASSINATED the leader of Tren De Aragua
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Remember the Mississippi couple Billy and Virginia Blair who were murdered in their home by 17 year old Cordarius Hobbs last week? Turns out his two older brothers Cortavious and Cortavion Hobbs were just caught after shooting a Covington County deputy during a traffic stop. That deputy will never walk again. Three brothers. One family. Two separate violent crimes in five days. This is the story the national media doesn't want to talk about?
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Making death threats to the world's first trillionaire is probably a retarded fucking idea🤣
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