β€œBefore Alamein we never had a victory. After Alamein we never had a defeat.”

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I don’t give a damn how much in dollars Bruce is worth, all I know is that He is worth the world to thousands.🎸🎢🌍
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Madrid Zoo, truly wonderful.
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That’s a great finish.⚽️ #SouthKorea
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This day in history 6 June 1944, #DDay, British soldiers landed in Normandy alongside Allied forces to begin the liberation of Europe πŸͺ– Today, we remember their courage, sacrifice, and service 🫑 Lest we forget.
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The BBC should have sent a hypnotist.
"I don't have any conscious memory of seeing that motorhome" Former Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon says the camper van bought by her former husband Peter Murrell was not "immediately visible" when visiting her in-laws as it "was round the side of the house"
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Nicola’s just decided she knows what a man and a woman are, after all.
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There are none so blind as those who will not see. #BBCLauraK
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Truly amazed that she can recall anything. @bbclaurak
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All these cynics saying Sturgeon must have noticed top-of-the range coffee makers and designer handbags appearing out of thin air in her home: there are a hundred innocent explanations. She probably assumed the elves were pleased with her or something.
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Wishing Gazza a Happy Birthday. Photo taken 30 years ago at Partick Cricket Ground.
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Finally his dream has come true.πŸ’™πŸ€β€οΈ

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In almost any other household, if a man suddenly parked a brand new Β£125,000 motorhome in the driveway - and acquired other new vehicles - his wife would ask where on earth he got the money from.
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Two years ago in the Biblical rain.
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A fan of @CelticFC is actually trying to attack the hearts captain whilst holding a CHILD! This is beyond appalling- what a sick sick individual
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The greatest video on the internet right now 🩷🩷🩷🩷
The most beautiful moment in the world ❀️ The joy of a little one seeing their mother’s face for the very first time.
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Sky reporting multiple Hearts players assaulted during the pitch invasion at Celtic Park.
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Sir Laurence Olivier reciting Sonnet 116 by William Shakespeare is very much an understated masterclass in performance poetry. (Absolute goosebumps.)
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Seriously that is never a handball at Fir Park. The boy headed it 20 yards. The ref takes one look after VAR calls him over. Embarrassing for Scottish football.
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πŸ—£οΈ β€œI’m in total shock. I’d thought I’d seen it all this year, but apparently I haven’t.” Motherwell boss Jens Berthel Askou on Celtic’s late penalty call, while also talking about the race to secure fourth ‡️
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Wow the VAR pen in the Celtic game is again. One of the worst decisions of all time. πŸ—‘οΈ You don’t get that much power with your hand. It hits his forehead πŸ’― Again the ref did NOT give it on field. So according to law. β€œIt’s not clear and obvious” πŸ—‘οΈ
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