Shitposter. Also a weeb. Someday will be pregnant. Following is not endorsement.
Joined July 2020
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Wonder what Lilys up to here? Nice hat!
#lilyartkins #lilysillies
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Jun 17
"i really want to stay at your buffet"
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Jun 17
Every one of us is unique in some ways😌
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clifford grows till he towers over skyscrapers and starts demanding tribute in the form of entire cities then you put his big red ass down before he steps on your house like a bug. until then tho id keep feeding him just to watch the world burn in giant paw prints and red fur everywhere.
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I nutted in a porta potty on taxiway echo at Bagram Air Base in April 2010 looking at a nude some desert flower sent me on a pixelated haji phone.
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Jun 16
i’ve nutted in parking lots you wouldn’t even park in
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You know-- I open twitter and the first thing I see is about how a fellas weewee "oozes" instead of shoots..
(°ー°〃) Heinous words said on the everything app, i need to leave
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I think this is more gay than eating Snickers are normally
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Bonnie Blue full of male trauma right now. 😭
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🚨: Study reveals that the sperm cells carry biological ECHOES of a father's stress, particularly from childhood trauma
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Jun 15
I thought I heard faint screams coming from my sock drawer the other night
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🚨: Study reveals that the sperm cells carry biological ECHOES of a father's stress, particularly from childhood trauma
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When your dad says buy a tractor, but you find a military tank tor the same price
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Jun 14
sometimes I get really dysphoric if I accidentally leave the toilet seat up
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Jun 14
Kitsune who was around before showers existed! She didn't need them back then and she certainly doesn't need them now!! So what if she smells a bit, it's her natural musk! Anyway, you like it don't you~? Would you rather stick your face in her tails or in her armpit, hmmm~?
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