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Are you ready for the R3 CORE 02– to claim the FRAGM3NTS created through your effort inside the @R3ORDR protocol? Every entity matters. Every rune matters. Every tier matters. Humans, bots, legends — all signals are being measured. Even non-holders still stuck inside the noise may have a chance to earn FRAGM3NTS if their signal breaks through. RT reply for a chance to receive early access to the R3ORDR universe. The protocol is opening. 🔁
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Look what we got here... just in time for MAY! It's a box from SYRACUSE LACROSSE!! What a rich history this program has... freakin' JIM BROWN played here!! Thank you Coach Gait and @CuseMLAX for this box, good luck in the postseason!
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slaps55.eth ᛤ retweeted
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One of my favorite $BOOST utilities we’ve been building toward is now live: Entry boosting → no gas, no popups, pure on-chain microtransactions. First of its kind, and just the beginning. ⚡️ LFB ⚡️
18 Sep 2025
Introducing “Entry Boosting,” a new $BOOST utility. Users can now spend $BOOST to purchase extra entries in Raffles & Raids, directly increasing their chances of winning while fueling creator rewards and prize pools. Here’s how it works ↓
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slaps55.eth ᛤ retweeted
I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras. RIP. 🙏
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My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.
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$SEA is coming. Here are a few things to know: • Historical OpenSea usage, not just recent activity, will be an important ingredient • Claim process will be simple and accessible. US users welcome • We’re focused on long-term sustainability and supporting a healthy, enduring community • No details on timing yet. We’re taking the learnings from this space and getting it right As always, only trust updates from @openseafdn and @opensea
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slaps55.eth ᛤ retweeted
This photo of Jack Hughes could be one of the greatest hockey photos ever taken 🇺🇸 📸: Elsa/Getty Images
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That made no fucking sense whatsoever #SuperBowl
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#UFC324 START THE FIGHTS ALREADY
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slaps55.eth ᛤ retweeted
The Genesis airdrop is set for January 29. To celebrate, we’re running another giveaway: 🏆 Winner 1 – 1 Runeling & $100 in BTC 🏆 Winner 2 – 1 Runeling 🏆 Winner 3 – 1 Runeling To enter: – Share your Runeling in the comments – Follow @RunelingsBTC & @kukulkancrypto – Repost ⏳ 72 hours
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slaps55.eth ᛤ retweeted
25 Dec 2025
🎄Merry Christmas 🎄 To celebrate my favourite holiday, I'm giving away $10,000 How to join: Follow me Like RT this post Drop your wallet in the comments Winners in 24h
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So have we given up on the @opensea @openseafdn $SEA airdrop or does anyone still think its gonna haopen?
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slaps55.eth ᛤ retweeted
16 Oct 2025
Excited to announce that I have accepted a position with the St. Bonaventure University Athletic Department to serve as the On-Court Host of St. Bonaventure men’s and women’s basketball games! I can’t wait to get started and help elevate St. Bonaventure basketball game day.
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slaps55.eth ᛤ retweeted
4 Oct 2025
GTD WHITELIST GIVEAWAY🎁 The first out of 99 Bozo's @BlingBozo has just sold for 0.011 BTC. To make sure everyone has a chance to get involved we are hosting a giveaway 3x GTD Whitelist spots🏆 24 Hours⏳ Just Like, RT & Drop your btc wallet👇
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🚨 24H BOZO WL GIVEAWAY 🚨 #Runelings fam gets: 1 GTD WL 5 FCFS WL spots How to enter (24h only): ✅ Like Repost ✅ Follow @RunelingsBTC & @BOZO_Rune ✅ Drop Taproot wallet tag 2 allies Clock’s ticking… who’s in? ⚡️
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slaps55.eth ᛤ retweeted
12 Aug 2025
The Bozoverse Is Coming 99 hand-drawn 1/1 Bozos. Each a living character with its own X profile, personality, and lore. Check out the whitepaper on our website 👇
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