Satire is dead.

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A description of Review scores. 90 Must play. 80 Very good. 70 Good with issues. 60 Available on Xbox.
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The amount of shit this kid can extrapolate from a single throwaway comment should be studied 😂
So Satya gave it away today. I was focused on the reset stuff I missed the other stuff Helix is repurposed and no longer the focus Xbox is xbox again.
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Nothing crazy here I knew this was a sinking ship 🛳️ and I also communicated that to everyone. I was made fun of and told I was crazy. They want to be run like a real business and what that means is exclusives are coming , helix is getting cancelled, a traditional console that isn’t a hybrid is coming, and that’s the good news because that’s what a real business does. Simple direct fast movement and doesn’t head on crash into scenarios that do not make sense that Phil and Sarah did. It’s gonna come at studio closures and layoffs and restructuring studios - and moving around talent. After all that it’s ass kicking time to the competition. Like everything else I say, likely to be true. Feel bad for the ones that are getting effected but many lessons for all with this
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Replying to @aintscarylarry
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You legit wouldnt know a world Cup is happening. Bizarre.
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It's not a surprise nobody showed up
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Catalans have had some crazy luck but you gotta say their kicking game as been immense.
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The people who know the most about the human body are 97% atheists. Think about that for a moment. 💀👌
The deeper you learn about human body, it’s hard to ignore the hands of a creator.
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Why are these religious idiots always waiting for shit that will never happen?
🚨SHOCKING | Sage performs standing penance for years without sitting down, driven by his wish to have glimpse of Lord Shiva at least once in his lifetime
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If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.
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He also rapes kids, pedo style
Trump eats his pizza folded, New York style
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Cracking game this Saints v Wire battle. The young lads on both teams are gonna be reyt leckers.
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Translation - there are a metric ton of lies, contradictions and science fails in the bible. How do we cope with this?
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Thats another year on his gods everlasting prison sentence then. 😏💀👌
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The Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs
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Possibly the ugliest thing since your reflection in a spoon.
I might now have got the green one! But man this is some awesome stuff right here💯
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Can matter or energy be destroyed or created? No. The end... There is no such thing as "nothing!"
Notice how you just ad hominem attack and not actually address anything I say? What evidence exactly proves the universe is eternal in the past?
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