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I am really sensitive to synthetic fragrances and the way so many people overuse scented products is repugnant to me. this shit is NOT good for you.
Turned my mom's febreeze thing at the wall so it'd stop making me sneeze and it melted through the sheetrock
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It takes 15 LAPD officers making an average of $100k a year to kill a fucking Golden Doodle.
That’s $1.5 million dollars a year standing around watching a woman cry over her dead dog they just killed. But sure, police departments need more money.
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👁️ Looks like a normal electrical box, right?
It even has an electricity bolt symbol on the side as a decoy. But it’s fake, inside is a camera. This isn’t a one‑off either, it’s showing up in cities nationwide.
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Conservatives don't know how anything works, but they honestly believe they should be in charge of everything.
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I want all those cops dead, killed, feel the pain of a thousand deaths
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Just a reminder, cops yell 'stop resisting' out loud so that if anyone is filming they can claim later in court that their victim was 'resisting', even if they're unconscious, already handcuffed, or in this case, suffering potentially mortal injuries from being run over.
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Jun 14
So, pretend for a moment that I work at an insurance company and have had a moral epiphany about how evil my employer is. What am I supposed to do? Look for another job? Okay, say I do that, but I can't find anyone to hire me. I need to keep food on the table. What should I do?
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Jun 14
ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.
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Jun 14
Saw a black guy in a full Hitler costume waving an Israeli flag near the Boston Commons but I was trying to catch the green line so I didn’t have time to try and parse what was happening ideologically
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Jun 14
In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.
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trillionaire mindset
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>Be Elon
>Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital
>Escape into books
>Read more than 8hrs a day
>Teach yourself programming
>Sell a video game at 12
>Leave South Africa
>Sleep on couches
>Work odd jobs
>Get into America
>Build a startup
>Get fired from your own company
>Start over
>Build another company
>Merge it into PayPal
>Get removed as CEO
>Your company gets acquired
>Walk away with nearly $180 million
>Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets
>People tell you you're insane
>Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree
>Learn rocket science from textbooks
>First rocket fails
>Second rocket fails
>Third rocket fails
>Divorce
>Public humiliation
>Cash running out
>One launch away from bankruptcy
>Launch anyway
>The fourth rocket reaches orbit
>NASA signs a contract
>Survive
>Tesla is weeks from collapse
>Save it at the last minute
>Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets.
>Land one.
>Then another.
>Then dozens.
>Turn science fiction into engineering
>Get mocked for betting on EVs
>Turn electric cars into status symbols
>Force the entire auto industry to follow
>Build the most valuable car company in history
>Launch astronauts into orbit
>Create a global satellite internet network.
>Buy Twitter
>Fire most of the staff
>Rename it X
>Walk into politics
>Risk your reputation
>Risk your companies
>Risk your fortune
>Become one of the most polarising people on Earth.
>Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists
>Keep building anyway
>Become a TRILLIONAIRE
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I seriously doubt anything will come of this, but even if it's just fluff for the media, it's something. I can't imagine anything even gesturing toward this in America.
Every IOF terrorist should be made famous, especially the ones trying to hide in plain sight in Canada.
Canada has opened war crimes investigations into dual Canadian-Israeli citizens who have participated in IDF operations in Gaza.
Follow: @AFpost
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It’s very important to keep this in the foreground: Elon Musk is a mass murderer. He’s killed more people than some of the worst dictators in history.
The legacy of the world’s first trillionaire isn’t wealth. It’s mass murder.
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Unbelievable levels of hackery from the “vote blue no matter who” hacks.
If my hair was longer I’d be ripping it out!!! 🫨🫨🫨
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Unpopular opinion: why are you still debating Zionists like this is a fucking high school debate? Look at history. There is only one way to defeat far right genocidal fascists.
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People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.
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Literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a little left over for savings no matter what job they do. Why is that so absurd to some people?
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as a native canadian it really irks me to see people going into tim hortons and looking at the menu. it's a quick way to out yourself as a transplant. real canadians just know what items tims has and you can't look at the menu anyway because it changes every 20 seconds
Jun 12
As a native New Yorker it really irks me to see people going into the deli and looking at the menu. It's a quick way to out yourself as a transplant. Real New Yorkers just know what ingerdients delis have and order something without looking at the menu.
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