i'm a perverted lesbian. priv: @gaydbzamv
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Weed used to make u laugh like SpongeBob now u get False Memories
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Jun 15
Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”
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Jun 14
$1000 used to mean something. Now it’s $1k here, $1k there. Oh you changed my oil? Here’s $1k . You put a cookie in a little sleeve for me? Here’s a $1k tip. Oooh it’s paycheck day! Don’t forget to take out $1k for fun, i only need 27 cents anyway
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Jun 14
Good pussy got plot twists and a nonlinear structure
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Jun 14
how it feels to receive any praise at all
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Jan 26
When I was yelling at my 11 year old cousin and he said “Me when I’m angry”
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american avocet is younger and more beautiful
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what does earthbound-inspired even mean when it comes to rpgs. is every quirky indie rpg an earthbound-inspired rpg by default now
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Jun 14
went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit
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Jun 13
whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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Jun 14
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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"people aren't gonna be paying attention to you" is a dumb truism that can't protect you from the inevitable judgemental gaze you'll encounter outside. fight fire with fire: "anyone who's making fun of you randomly is a loser" has the additional advantage of being factually true.
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