Attorney. MD Herder. Former Continental Airlines FA. Killer of life-sucking emotional vampires. Thankful, grateful, blessed. Vagabond at Heart.

Joined August 2011
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Harvard University called it a miracle. The place wasn't MIT. It wasn't NASA. It was a Shinkansen platform at Tokyo Station. 🚄✨ A bullet train arrives. Seven minutes later, it leaves again. In those 7 minutes, the cleaning crew rotates every seat, wipes every table, collects every piece of trash, checks for lost items, and cleans all 1,323 seats until they shine. ✨✨✨ And the people doing it? Mostly women with an average age of 52. 👵💪 Special machines? No. AI? No. Robots? No. Just preparation, teamwork, and pride in their work. 🔥 Harvard Business School was so impressed that it turned the operation into a case study known around the world as the "7-Minute Miracle." 📚🌍 MBA students and corporate executives spend hours studying what these workers accomplish in just seven minutes. But that's not even the most remarkable part. When the cleaning is finished, the entire team lines up and bows deeply toward the train. 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ Even if no passenger notices. Even if nobody is watching. Every single time. And honestly... That gets me every time. 😭 This isn't a story about technology. It's not a story about wealth. It's a story about people who do ordinary things extraordinarily well. The world was amazed by a seven-minute cleaning operation. What it was really seeing was the quiet strength of Japan. 🇯🇵🔥
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Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.
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We’re very close to a transition. My HR team is working out the details.
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This is Diesel. His bed has been taken over by a two-pound kitten. Wondering if you can ask them to please move. He is too scared. 13/10
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Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.

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Let’s not forget him, today is the day we lost Tony. Let’s remind everyone…
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Check out the hilarious photos but stay for the comments!
I’ll bet none of you knew about the jet ski, because you don’t pay attention to the safety briefing or actually look at the safety cards. I see you. Do better.
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RT @KevinJanison: Did you feel it? Preliminary magnitude 4.1 earthquake, epicenter on Las Vegas' far west side!
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Everybody got the same news release, but here's the plain-English answer to the most important question about the Tilman Fertitta acquisition of Caesars: What does it mean for you and Las Vegas? casino.org/vitalvegas/tilman…
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#vgk #vegasgoldenknights @GoldenKnights Wild Bill will ride again! We're going back to the #StanleyCup for # 2! Go Knights Go!
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"There is no glory in battle worth the blood it costs." -- Dwight D. Eisenhower #MemorialDay
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Random Song of the Day Going to California Page & Plant live -1998 (vegas)
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May 8
Start the countdown to Sept. 15th when the switch flips back down. ⏳️
As of 3:38pm (2:37pm PST), @LASairport observed the first 100°F of the season! 🥵 Temps will increase thru Tuesday, ensure your air conditioner works, you have plenty of water, & you reserve outdoor activities to cooler parts of the day. Don't forget your pet's booties!! 🥾🐶
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🚨 BREAKING: The Met Police is seeking to extradite German suspect Christian Brueckner to face trial for the murder of Madeleine McCann It believes it has enough evidence to press charges [@Telegraph]
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On the 111th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide, California mourns the 1.5 million Armenians systematically massacred in 1915. Armenians bravely forged ahead in the face of this unimaginable tragedy, seeking to build new lives across the world — including in California. California is committed to the safety and well-being of this community and protecting all Californians from hateful acts and violence. This Day of Remembrance, we continue to stand with and celebrate the Armenian people.
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Robert Plant performing "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You" on Austin City Limits (2016) One of the most beautiful voices in Rock History. They don't make artists like this anymore. Pure talent.
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ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river
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What an incredible English gentleman. He stood up to shake hands at the age of 90.
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