Lauren, come get the kids

Joined July 2025
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I blinded my daughter for fun!
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This is what I'm fuckin. You are all jealous. *applause sound*
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Didn't hit my sub goal tonight, so now I'm benchmarking games alone in the dark. My life is great and I am not lonely or unhappy!
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Harming animals in childhood is an early sign of sociopathy... And boy, did I harm animals in childhood! For fun, too!! *applause sound*
RTU says when he was nine, him and his friends used to play "Frog Baseball". He's spent the rest of the stream having imaginary arguments with chuds and fretting over an incoming delivery like he's DSP.
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Eyeballs à la Masucci for dinner tonight 😋😋
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ReviewTechUSA retweeted
i am a sexist male incel and I won’t do satanic rituals nor jestermaxx for foids.
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Rebsi ruined my life and I am seething! *applause sound*
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Any ideas on how I can blind my sons? Pouring bleach in my daughter's eyes worked well, but too much drama
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I'm morbidly obese and have a very low IQ! *applause sound*
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I'M A FAT GAY RETARD WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING PLEASE DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME THO
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ReviewTechUSA retweeted
Cancelled my stream because I woke up feeling fat, gay and retarded. Men.
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My kids prefer when I'm not around!!! *applause sound*
Even RTU's son can't stand being around Dickers
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LAUREN, COME GET THE KIDS!!!
Father of the year right here: 1. Scolds son for walking next to an open door that Rich left open 2. Ignores son crying in the background to stream to his parasocial dents
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Dropping my blind daughter off at a Somali daycare #YOLO
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ReviewTechUSA retweeted
ReviewTechUSA thinks he's some kind of mob boss or gangster rap producer. The reality is he's a disgusting lazy deadbeat dad who is failing his children.
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YUMMY
Replying to @THEREALRTU
@THEREALRTU is that you
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Another day, another child's eyeball extracted and consumed 😋😌
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ReviewTechUSA retweeted
Jostler, gobble my knob like you gobbled that chicken big mac.
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ReviewTechUSA retweeted
I blinded my daughter for fun!
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This is what happened to my kid
Busted up laughing immediately when I opened my first Onion newspaper
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