CELEBRITY CHEF GORDON RAMSAY YELLS AT THEATERS AND THEATER PROFESSIONALS TO FIX THEIR PROBLEMS. IT'S A FUCKING PARODY.
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12 Aug 2023
I’M OVER ON THE OTHER SITE TOO NOW. PROBABLY WILL CROSSPOST GOING FORWARD, BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SOCIAL WEB IS GONNA LOOK LIKE EVEN A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW. I’M DROPPING THE ALL CAPS BIT OVER THERE (AFTER 9 YEARS!)—BUT I PROMISE I WILL ALL CAPS POST ON HERE UNTIL THE WEBSITE DIES
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31 Aug 2024
GORDON RAMSAY PRONOUNCED IT “EXPRESSO” ON MASTERCHEF, I AM NOW THE REAL GORDON RAMSAY
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17 Jun 2024
FUCK I FORGOT TO LIVETWEET THIS. OK THIS COUNTS I DIDNT BREAK MY STREAK
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21 Jan 2024
I DO APPRECIATE THAT THE DRAMATISTS GUILD WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO PUBLISH AN ARTICLE THAT PROVES THEY ARE A WORTHLESS ORGANIZATION THAT SHOULD BE DASHED ON THE ROCKS AND REPLACED WITH A REAL UNION
21 Jan 2024
the editorial comment from the dramatist under this article about fair pay where Olujobi mentions they weren’t paid for writing this is also absolutely WILDLY tone deaf of them lmao jesus not even an ounce of introspection or irony
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21 Jan 2024
the editorial comment from the dramatist under this article about fair pay where Olujobi mentions they weren’t paid for writing this is also absolutely WILDLY tone deaf of them lmao jesus not even an ounce of introspection or irony
21 Jan 2024
THIS PIECE IS A GREAT READ AND WHAT OLUJOBI FOUGHT HARD FOR IS A SERIOUS WIN, BUT THE NUMBERS ARE SHAMEFUL. MONTHS OF HARD NEGOTIATIONS FOR *A FRACTION OF OSKAR EUSTIS’S SALARY* SPLIT AMONG *EVERY WRITER THEY PAY*
dramatistsguild.com/thedrama…
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21 Jan 2024
THIS PIECE IS A GREAT READ AND WHAT OLUJOBI FOUGHT HARD FOR IS A SERIOUS WIN, BUT THE NUMBERS ARE SHAMEFUL. MONTHS OF HARD NEGOTIATIONS FOR *A FRACTION OF OSKAR EUSTIS’S SALARY* SPLIT AMONG *EVERY WRITER THEY PAY*
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21 Jan 2024
EUSTIS PROBABLY STILL MAKES 600K (SEE LINK), AND A HUGE SYSTEM OF BUREAUCRACY MADE IT TAKE MONTHS FOR PLAYWRIGHTS WORKING FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST THEATERS TO WIN A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH
broadwayworld.com/article/Wh…
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21 Jan 2024
IT’S DISGUSTING THAT IN THIS DYING ARTS INDUSTRY THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY *MAKING THE ART* MAKE SO MUCH LESS THAN THE PEOPLE IN THE MACHINE. AND TO BE CLEAR, THE ART *ITSELF* IS NOT DYING, BUT ITS VIABILITY TO BE A CAREER CERTAINLY IS—PRECISELY BECAUSE OF SHIT LIKE THIS
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28 Nov 2023
My brother in Christ, you wrote a sequel to The Phantom of the Opera
28 Nov 2023
“Broadway is Now Almost a Vanity Project' says @OfficialALW
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31 Oct 2023
I CAN’T THINK OF WORSE CASTING THAN THIS IN RECENT MEMORY
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18 Oct 2023
MAYBE THEY CAN DO A WORKSHOP OF PHANTOM TO GET IT BACK ON BROADWAY
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9 Oct 2023
THE RACE SCIENCE BLOG GUY THINKS HE CAN FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE WROTE OTHELLO. HE COULDN’T EVEN FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE WASN’T THE RACE SCIENCE BLOG GUY
9 Oct 2023
Pretty sure if you gave me a year I could write Shakespeare quality work.
Like if someone hadn't read all of Shakespeare and you randomly gave them me or him, on average they couldn't tell the difference.
Of course without the blind test people would pretend it wasn't as good.
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9 Oct 2023
DOG SHIT
9 Oct 2023
Something I just made up:
“Man so powerful yet so weak. Conqueror of stars yet farts and squeaks. Oh man! An ape we know it is true. Darwin has revealed me and you. Yet we go on, forward still. For if not us, then who will?”
See? Basically Shakespeare, plus modern science
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18 Sep 2023
“WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HOW THE MUSICAL ENDED” LMAO
Rep. Lauren Boebert speaks out about her now-viral theater date night 👀 Watch the full video here: tmz.com/2023/09/18/rep-laure…
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13 Sep 2023
FOOD POISONING EXPERT LAUREN BOEBERT WAS EJECTED FROM BEETLEJUICE BECAUSE SHE MISTOOK IT FOR ROCK OF AGES
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19 Aug 2023
SO DOES THIS MEAN LAURA OSNES IS GONNA HAVE TO UNBLOCK ALL OF US
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17 Aug 2023
EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS LITERALLY ANYTHING FROM A CELEBRITY DOING THEATER, EVEN FROM JUST A FEW YEARS AGO, I INSTINCTIVELY PULL AT MY COLLAR AND GO “EEEEUUUGH OH BOY.” IN RETROSPECT IT ALWAYS FEELS WORSE, AND HARDER TO DEFEND/EXPLAIN, THAN IT FELT IN THE MOMENT
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