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They are just like me man. Not talking to any "aliens" delete. Caller blocked. get fucked!
Jun 12
BREAKING: The CIA deleted a message from potential extraterrestrial life originating from space, per CIA memo.
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The signal referenced in the CIA memo was identified by the Air Force as Morse code from a known US radio station, not extraterrestrial. cia.gov/readingroom/do… sgp.fas.org/library/ciaufo…
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When one of these rolls in, Birdo gets the midday sleepies. Its Nap time!
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Only absolute OGs can recall their three names. Hint: They are looking for Valiant Thor.
Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.
What the literal hell is this?
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Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles
Jun 10
JUST IN: Redditor claims he can now “use ChatGPT” in his head & accurately predict what it would say.
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Dedicate it to black and queer voices
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This heat index thing (fiat temperature) is the dumbest fakest op they’re running
Jun 11
FLORIDA GETTING HOTTER! 🥵 This weekend will feel like the hottest of the year so far as heat builds across the state. Peak heat index for some will reach 105°-110°, stay cool!
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They destroyed hundreds of thousands of acres of this to build strip malls filled out with vape stores and pawn shops. It’s an ongoing project, too—not like the extinction of the passenger pigeon in 1890 or what have you. Sickening beyond belief to bear witness to it.
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Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴
We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
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Karmelo Anthony will be eligible for parole when he’s 36 years old.
That’s not justice.
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Jun 9
They’re using the guy beheading your brother in the street to distract you from your real enemy: Jeff Bezos delivering medicine to your front door overnight
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Well look, if they manage to sue WotC out of existence… strange bedfellows I guess!
Jun 8
According to Kotaku, several transgender employees at Wizards of the Coast said the company used their legal names rather than their chosen names on voter lists during a union election, resulting in some workers being deadnamed in front of colleagues.
The list was shared internally, exposing some employees’ deadnames to coworkers.
Employees said the company apologized after complaints, but the same issue reportedly occurred again during the following week’s voting process.
One affected employee, Xib Vaine, said the problem was discovered when coworkers could not find employees by their chosen names on the list.
The National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) allows the use of preferred names and does not require legal names. Employees also said Wizards of the Coast had generally been supportive of transgender workers in everyday workplace interactions.
Several employees said the repeated disclosure was especially upsetting because deadnames can reveal that someone is transgender without their consent.
Wizards of the Coast said it had provided legal names to the NLRB as part of the election process and acknowledged the emotional impact on affected employees.
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This is the White version of being a modern "freestyle rapper"
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People in the comments posting that renaissance gnostic fanfiction of "biblically accurate angels" going "oh wow its them" like UHHHH sorry? The Bible didn't take place in the ocean, you're thinking of Spongebob Squarepants. People need to grow up.
May 29
A swimming Feather Star, also known as a crinoid. These ancient creatures date back to the Ordovician period, around 480 million years ago
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Donald Trump destroy ALL mosquitos now. Make no mistakes.
May 29
Common insect repellent now attracts mosquitoes - signaling a 'blood meal' for bugs: study trib.al/34sWRhN
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The study's finding that DEET can attract mosquitoes applies only under specific lab conditions where they are conditioned to associate it with blood meals; the lead researcher states DEET remains effective in normal use. theguardian.com/environment/20… sciencenews.org/article/deet-r…
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