I tweet stuff, criticisms mostly

Joined February 2013
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Lost semis of a 2-slot RCQ today with this 75. I will never play Faithful Mending again, Wrath of the Skies>Pest Control and SB PEnding>March
Been mostly playing goryos whenever I rcq this season, mostly for the love of the vibe, but I do think the deck is a consistently great choice.
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Will your father and brother be driving up the bids?
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Had this stuck in my craw for like 12 hours; “why wasn’t the world champion flown out to this?” Then I realized there’s barely even a minuscule chance WotC even considered inviting the world champion
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Replying to @MTGCal
the red carpet event thing makes everything more weird, a mix of Actual Celebrities (C tier [sorry love you thundercat]) & magic creators milling around... looking at packaging & spoiling cards in canned interviews is the strangest activation ive seen in my life
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So the only time the Knicks have lost in like 6 weeks was when he showed up?
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My Christian Clive
My mayor’s Muslim My bagel’s Jewish My president is unfortunately still alive Knicks in 5
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Tom Strong retweeted
Raid. Defend. Evolve. ⚔️ Dominion of the North Sea awaits with Raiders of the North, an upcoming DLC for #AoEIV! Command two new powerful civilizations: the Vikings and the Scots, as you explore new systems, expanded Crucible missions, and dynamic new battlefields. Wishlist today! Steam: aoe.ms/RotNWishlistSteam Microsoft Store: aoe.ms/RoTNWishlistPC Xbox: aoe.ms/RotNWishlistXbox
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If you post your 82-0 team that didn’t go 82-0 and you’re mad, look for the chucker. “But he’s an elite chucker!” Doesn’t matter, a shot chucker can’t go 82 games without chucking a bad one
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ALT Kobe Bryant Kobe GIF

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This person will never know what it’s like to hold that blue envelope in your hands in the car on the ride home and it’s actually real and you finally did it. They’ll probably buy a lot of Marvel cards for their Commander decks though
Replying to @TStrong24
Do you actually like Magic?
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Universes Beyond is such a blight on the game, holy shit
Replying to @MTG_Arena
Surely this first duo of cards from #MTGxMarvel won’t come as too much of a… shock? ⚡
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These feel AI-generated; very wordy and complicated but still failing to invoke the spirit of the IP corpse they’re marionetting
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Lmao Ty Simpson
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Tom Strong retweeted
BREAKING: The #Giants are signing WR Odell Beckham Jr. A return to where it all began.
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You lost me at Jalen Hurts and a 1st for Myles Garrett but also I don’t think the two teams most addicted to void years could actually make this transaction
Hypothetically, if the Browns wanted Jalen Hurts and a first round pick for Myles Garrett, do you do it and roll with Tanner McKee in Mannion’s offense? Defense would be the best in the league
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RC DC Thread, playing UR Lessons: 1-0 WW Mono G Landfall
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8-5 LWL Mirror; opponent drew a lot better than I did
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8-6 dead to Mardu; flooded out bad both games
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