The blogger Providence deserves, but not the one it needs right now. I ain't gettin' on no damn time machine.

Joined July 2009
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"Many people are saying Ed Cooley is the best basketball coach of all time. You're hearing it more and more. And CROOKED KIM ENGLISH and the FAKE NEWS MEDIA will have you believe otherwise, but believe me, we're gonna drain the swamp in the Big East."
FOX SPORTS EXCLUSIVE: @GeorgetownHoops head coach Ed Cooley is not leaving for the Virginia job. The Hoyas HC addresses the UVA rumors at Big East media days and says he is exactly where he wants to be ⤵️
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Why the fuck would we bail them out without a commitment from them to drop football? This is the same school that less than a decade ago was making overtures to any conference that would pick up the phone.
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Truly, who could've predicted this
Replying to @MattNorlander
Last week in Dallas at Big 12 AD meeting, UConn brass presented a deck highlighting investments and work they’d put into 🏈 to have it Big 12-ready by 2031. This presentation also included a sell by UConn that would lift Big 12 “from the best to the undisputed best” in 🏀
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I, for one, am shocked at this development
NEWS: Big 12 commissioner Brett Yormark has renewed his pursuit of expansion target UConn, with league officials set for a meeting next week. More details from @AndrewMarchand & @Williams_Justin 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/5719604…
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Emily Sisson's gonna run the marathon on Bryce Cotton's birthday. Just saying.
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Marshon mentioned. Drink.
The @SacramentoKings select @PCFriarsmbb’s Devin Carter at 13th overall.
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(screaming into a megaphone) BUST
CLING KONG IS HEADED WEST‼️ @clingan_donovan | @UConnMBB
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The Truth About PC Basketball retweeted
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."
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With the No. 4 pick of the 2024 #NBADraft, the @spurs select Stephon Castle!
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BRYCE COTTON SIGHTING FINISH YOUR BEER
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Kim looks like he's gonna whack anyone who passes on Devin
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Come on, Danny, it's the Lakers! You gotta do it!
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Despite the multiple Four Lokos I had in my system at the time, I distinctly remember turning to one of my friends as Bryce stepped up for his first dunk and asking "who the hell is Bryce Cotton?" Then I learned. We all learned.
How ‘bout a throwback this Thursday? 👀 Check out the insane dunk contest highlights from the 2010 Providence College Friars Dunk Contest Champion, the one and only Bryce Cotton! 🎥: @PCFriarsmbb
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4-55 still means something
Replying to @CarsonD33
Right now, Providence is a better job than Georgetown. If I'm a recruit, it's a no brainer. The non basketball playing media types see Georgetown of old. Crazed fans, a packed Dunk, NCAA tournaments, facilities, that's what recruits want. Not an old name.
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Well, that settles that, doesn't it
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You'll have to forgive me for not shedding any tears over Auriemma not getting a call for the first time in 30 years. Clear moving screen, better luck next year, bye
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If they call that in the first 5 minutes of the game, no one has a problem with it at all. If you think the rules of basketball should change based on how much time is left in the game, just say that.
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P.S. Spare me the Big East solidarity lecture. I'll root for UConn when I'm fucking dead
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