Governor Kahiga’s wealth is his but his words are kikuyus’?

The fact that she posted this confirms to me that the result is absolutely correct, poor maya

Twitter not being contact-synced is one of the best features.

Other presidents travel with CEOs of companies of their countries to go negotiate deals. Kenyan president travels with Mudavadi to go receive him at the airport and take pictures 9f him walking in clean streets without body guards while Nairobi streets look like a dump site

Ronaldo needs to start moving like Mbappe man, he’s too nice A lot of his teammates need to understand who owns the team

"I am an elected official, anything else is irrelevant; when it comes to public money, I will dictate how it will be used I ratherbe thrown out of this house than be part of the scam." ~Busia Senator Okiya Omtata to Kingi

If Messi headbutted Materazzi, Materazzi would’ve been the one sent off for provoking him.

2017 nikiwa ocha nliwai pata mzungu online ati ako Nairobi, akaamua atakuja kuria kuniona..hio siku ya kukuja akafika narok akasema amegonga ngombe za masai nimuekee 4k aongeze 23k alipe ameua 6 cows ama gari yake ichomwe ..bwana napewa adi masai apo namuongelesha hivo ndo nligongwa 4k baridi 😂😂

Breakup ya Willis Raburu imenikumbusha this😂😂😂.

What about your father in Kaptembwa?

Cameras ziko hadi kabati buana. We will see bad things. Haha.

🚨🌎 Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the oldest outfield to start in a World Cup match. 41 years, 132 days. Another record. 🇵🇹

You know what's crazy, is the dad took his daughters in there to avoid creepy men watching them and a creepy man followed him into the women's bathroom.

👋🏼🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo has arrived. One goal missing to reach Eusebio’s goals record for Portugal.

I’d rather die lonely than text and beg to talk to someone who’s going to post screenshots of my texts on the internet for likes and validation.

14 World Cup matches played , we didn’t get any VAR or officiating controversy till Messi and Argentina played.

Bragging about being a pr0stitute.

Bro we’ve seen Cristiano Ronaldo score a World Cup hat-trick against Spain in a game where Portugal went behind three separate times. Now I’m supposed to be moved by a hat-trick vs Algeria in a one-sided game? 😭 And don’t get me started — Lionel Messi should’ve been sent off. This is a fugazi hat-trick.

One day, Kiraitu Murungi, then Minister for Justice and Constitutional Affairs, and President Mwai Kibaki were driving around and some boys showed up in the road and asked them to give them some little cash. Kiraitu dipped his hand in his pocket and before he could extract the money, Kibaki asked him: 'Bwana Waziri, what are you trying to do?' Embarrassed, he answered that he was getting some 'chai' for the young men by the roadside. Kibaki then asked: 'Why should these people be given money? What have they done? Don't they have farms to till or cows to feed? Who invited them to come and stare at our motorcade? Surely, must we just be paying people for standing by the roadside?' Upon ascending to power, Kibaki never participated in any harambee because he believed that it was better to grow the economy than to dish hand-outs. When a delegation from Nyeri went to him to ask for favours in terms of funding after the 2002 polls, the president told them, without blinking an eyelid, that banks in Kenya have things called loans which one could apply for and that State House was not licensed by Central Bank to offer credit.

I was 23 cracking 46 yr olds & now I’m 30 cracking 19 year olds. Who cares fr.

The Moment Van Dijk knew the 2022 World Cup was rigged for Messi.