Real amiable sort of freak, just keeping pace. Has very wide smile.
Joined November 2020
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Jun 13
bro they really calling this "mid" and its literally a bad bitch lmfaooo
bro the male lonely epidemic is fucking CRAZY
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Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.
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Jun 12
The savvy concubine positions herself on the day of ascension
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Jun 13
PS2 graphics John Travolta
Jun 11
i can’t stop thinking about the bassist of twisted sister and his fucked up dye job
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Local Skooma Addict retweeted
Jun 12
Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this
Jun 12
Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.
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Local Skooma Addict retweeted
Jun 12
found the first conspiracy theory that I believe
Take Steven Spielberg's name off Disclosure Day and slap M Night Shyamalan's name on it and its a 12% Rotten on Rotten Tomatoes. Guaranteed.
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Local Skooma Addict retweeted
Jun 12
When you go to a Walmart in another city and the layout is different
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Secret third option not allowed: metaphysical concepts
Jun 11
my town periodically has "bulk trash drop-off days", and among the things they accept there are
- metal items
- non-metal items
now, I'm no professional logician, but i think this means you can bring anything you want
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Sword... slur?
I love that Disney changed the name of Boba Fett’s ship bc it’s called “Slave 1” but not the ship named after an orientalist sword slur
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I love when I see transdimensional tweets.
Jun 11
"If I could time travel I’d kill Hitler”
“If I had time travel I’d stop my favorite politician getting assassinated”
You’re all thinking way too small.
If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half the planet.
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Local Skooma Addict retweeted
Jun 12
nobody is falling for this LMAOOOOOO
Jun 11
OpenAI says China-based users are attempting to turn Americans against data centers
(via: Bloomberg)
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Local Skooma Addict retweeted
Jun 12
I cancelled my $10/mo Calendly subscription and vibe coded my own with Fable for $12,000
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Local Skooma Addict retweeted
Jun 11
The entire world after Spacex IPO tomorrow
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This Elephant Graveyard video may be the single most important critique of stand-up, the Rogansphere, and post-truth culture in general. A masterclass.
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Local Skooma Addict retweeted
Maybe putting a retarded South African and his army of faggot software devs in charge of government spending was a bad idea
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Local Skooma Addict retweeted
Jun 11
peter thiel bailed him out of prison and then started twinkifying him so as to better suit thiel’s desires
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