no wise man has the power!
Joined March 2025
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9 Jun 2025
Kiki do you loathe me are you writhing
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Jun 11
at subway
bloke asks me what i want
"tuna melt"
gave me a look
hopped over the sneezeguard
chinned me
fair play mate
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HOOOOWWW LONG DO I HAVE LEFT WITH MY DOG??? TILL I START FORGETTING SHIT??? TILL WE’RE RICH AND THEN WE’RE NOT AND THEN WE’RE RICH??? HOW MUCH LONGER TILL IM TALLER??? HOW MUCH LONGER TILL ITS MIDNIGHT??? HOW MUCH LONGER TILL THE MORNING ARE MY LEGS GONNA LAST?????????????????
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#remembering the time my psychiatrist (not therapist, psychiatrist) called me an empath and was 100% serious about it
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Jun 8
naming my son cheesy food
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I’m at a point in my life where I cannot keep doing this to myself it’s embarrassing why did I think a vape called “pear of thieves” like the underwear brand was gonna be a good experience for me
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Jun 4
you can tell when someone is from pennsylvania because they’ll speak with an accent and cadence you’ve never heard before in your entire life
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this man has made it so i need to contact him to change the payment method on my phone to download any apps or make any purchases knowing full well i have a restraining order against him. time to drop money I don’t have on a new phone!!!! Fml
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seeing friends you once loved and looked up to take that “holistic healing” (alt right but for girls) pipeline is always heartbreaking and will never stop being heartbreaking even though it’s like 5 different people I know atp and there will 100% be more
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Like I can fr count on a full hand the amount of friends I had to drop bc they decided one day they wanted to start wearing less plastics in their clothes and next thing u know they are a Christian who hates all minorities and poor people like what the fuck is going ON
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Being fully responsible for a house and its functions while having ocd is lowkey a saw trap if compulsive behaviors are the vibe
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May 21
The one thing girl meets world did well was encapsulate the feeling of when you and your homoerotic best friend dominate the vibe of your ninth grade English class . people really used to be tuned the fuck into what we had going on .
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i can eat my dinner in a fancy restauraaaant but nothing i said nothing can take away these Boobs
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One thing about me is that I’ve been cutting my big toe nails with kitchen scissors since I was 16 because it is the only way to cut them as I have chronic ingrowns
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