Intoxicated satire of some marginal gargoyle midget in Moscow - N░U░K░E░S ░I░N░ ░B░I░O nature.com/articles/475037b

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🚨MUSIC VIDEO DROP🚨 Invade Ukraine, win stupid prizes! #BlackBagBoogie #russianfashion #200orcs #NAFOfella #NAFO #SlavaUkraïni
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What air defense doing? You might be asking yourself. In this video you can clearly hear air defense working hard and the loud boom is the result of that. 100% intercepted… by an oil tank 🙄

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No wars end THROUGH negotiations, but they all end WITH negotiations. What ends all wars are the realities on the battlefield, in the opinions back home and the harsh economic realities. Negotiations are just the mopping up afterwards
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🚽 Coming soon: Sedanka Toilet Brigade A new dose of dark NAFO humor, dirty riffs and Russian battlefield absurdity. All NAFO Fella hits can be found on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube Music, Amazon Music, Tidal, Deezer, TikTok, Instagram/Facebook and more. When the logistics collapse, the toilets disappear, and the fellas start barking — you know the soundtrack is ready. #NAFO #Ukraine #Fellas #SlavaUkraini
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2022: “I really don’t want to leave Crimea.” 2026: “I really can’t leave Crimea.”
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Ayden has helped the Russian army to finally consolidate the arrows and will soon launch one big arrow. Everyone can see that such a big arrow is unstoppable! 😬 x.com/squatsons/status/18067…
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Replying to @Schizointel
Go for it, see how my arrows workout on the time tables I provide? If you thought it was anything you’d have already made arrows. But by all means
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Replying to @sashameetsrus
“What should we do today boss?” “Hmm… let’s kill the President of Ukraine!” Yes Sasha, what an insane reality we live in. 🤔 bbc.com/news/world-europe-68…
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‼️UPDATE NEEDED COMRADE‼️ Has Ukraine collapsed yet?🤔
12 Aug 2025
Collapse Day #350 (Previous post was supposed to be #260) Are you beginning to see it? 😁 The Manpower issues are now extremely visible although they started a year ago. A collapse in a Ukrainian sized army with the support of the global hegemony takes time. The way Ukraine has fought, using meat as a shield to hold fortifications and never retreating for political reasons, means that the visual signs of collapse are not as "in your face". If you pull back the facade of victory and resilience you quickly realize Ukraine has been gutted. Now we will witness what casual people refer to as the "collapse", now that all of behind the scenes collapsing has visibly reached the front.
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Heartbreaking. This is so sick. How can anyone speak approvingly of animals like this and a country that orders the rape and murder of civilians? Sasha represents the worst of the worst. She makes money by supporting this behavior and she shares guilt in the abuse and slaughter of these innocent women, girls, and boys.
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Replying to @sashameetsrus
Interesting reflection Sasha. You’re probably right. Please view this to see if it confirms your theory.
Российский солдат признаёт, что его подразделение изнасиловало девочек в возрасте 10 и 11 лет в Украине заставило матерей смотреть — сразу перед тем, как казнить всех троих по приказу его командира Он признаётся, что это происходило несколько раз, поскольку они находили гражданских, прячущихся в подвалах. Русня такиеже чудовища как Хамас..
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Replying to @sashameetsrus
Only one of them full of hypocrisy and hate, that’s russia.
Российский солдат признаёт, что его подразделение изнасиловало девочек в возрасте 10 и 11 лет в Украине заставило матерей смотреть — сразу перед тем, как казнить всех троих по приказу его командира Он признаётся, что это происходило несколько раз, поскольку они находили гражданских, прячущихся в подвалах. Русня такиеже чудовища как Хамас..
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The Potemkin Walking Tour There’s a coordinated production underway, and it’s not subtle. The Kremlin has flown in every grievance merchant the West has to offer for a guided stroll through Russia’s greatest hits, and right on cue, their feeds fill up with sun-drenched footage of St. Petersburg while X drowns in carefully curated clips of migrant violence in Europe. The timing is about as coincidental as a Russian oligarch falling out of a window. Which brings us to Bryce here, who looked at a 40-second Instagram video of a fountain and concluded that Russia is a crime-free Christian paradise with “no migrants, no Muslims, just Russians.” Russia has roughly 15 to 20 million Muslims. That’s the largest Muslim population of any country in Europe. Moscow is frequently described as the biggest Muslim city on the continent, with somewhere north of two million. Russia also hosts millions of labour migrants, overwhelmingly from Muslim-majority Central Asia, because it turns out someone has to do the actual work while the locals are being fed into a Ukrainian woodchipper. The “no migrants” fantasy describes a country that does not exist and never has. Chechnya and Dagestan would also like a word, preferably not a polite one. And the peaceful society bit? Russia’s homicide rate was 7.3 per 100,000 according to the UN, even after a long decline. That’s roughly seven times the Western European average and worse than the United States. Even independent Russian researchers note the official figures dramatically undercount murders, because beating someone to death in a vodka-fuelled rage gets filed under a different paragraph of the criminal code. Very tidy. Very Christian. So yes, Bryce. A country with more Muslims than any in Europe, millions of migrants, and a murder rate that embarrasses Detroit. You’ve been given a tour of the lobby and mistaken it for the building. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1
Europe hates Russia 🇷🇺 because Vladimir Putin leads a nation where white men & women aren’t assaulted or murdered in the streets. St. Petersburg is a city filled with life of Christians, enjoying a peaceful & happy society. No migrants, no Muslims agitators, just Russians.
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Replying to @BowesChay
As the dicktator of the russian pederation I will give you a piece of advice. Turn off your VPN and return to the state sponsored spyware… erhmm, social media platform Max. It’s for your own health. Frequent use of VPN can lead to gravity induced conditions.
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331st Airborne Regiment?

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This is what we call open and fair elections… open for soldiers to check and correct. Fair because it’s only fair that I win the election 😬
russian democracy - while voting, soldiers may check that you vote correctly
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To all my tankies and vatniks. Don’t worry, reinforcements are coming… meanwhile we’ll send these two trench wifes for your enjoyment. 😬
🚨🇷🇺 BREAKING: The Tate brothers are getting Russian army training. 😳🔥
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Replying to @jenniesjoylab
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Sound on! 🔊 Here is some music celebrating the sanctions that are totally only hurting the west (but please stop them anyway). Song made by 100% russian traditional values… well mostly theft, so that makes it 33% russian traditional values 🙄
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