>be me
>landlord in LA
>rent house in the hills to 25yo CFO of a “real estate company”
>arrives in lime-green Bentley w/ influencer "gf" emotional support micro-poodle
>stops paying rent
>emails me a PDF from the county website saying “COVID-related income loss”
>nothing I can do, because LA = anarchy
>nonstop Eyes Wide Shut parties at my house
>dog melts my hardwood floors w/ atomic diarrhea
>claims poverty on paper while bottle-servicing magnums of Ace in my pool
>private jets to Paris, Tulum, Miami, Vegas
>"gf" showered w/ diamonds, birkin bags, red carpets, "chopper to 'chella"
>everything posted on instagram, lest there be any doubt
>eventually moves out, I celebrate prematurely
>sues me for 8figs the next morning, just to f with me
>2y legal war
>vanishes
>today: DOJ indicts him for stealing $130M from California’s homeless fund
may justice be served.
🚨BREAKING: U.S. Attorney General Bill Essayli announces California Democrats mishandled $50 million in federal funds meant for homeless housing.
Federal agents arrested Cody Holmes, ex-CFO of Shangri-La Industries, for allegedly siphoning millions for personal use. Developer Steven Taylor was also indicted for bank fraud and flipping properties tied to the program.