Champagne Socialist / Ketamine Communist
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27 May 2025
Just finished sopranos for the first time. These are my observations:
Season 1:
- Pauli is the best character by a mile
- I want his mum to die a horrible death
- his son reminds me a LOT of the rizzler
This is going to be a long thread.
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You look like you enjoyed emma Hayes’ tactical breakdown during the hydration break! (derogatory)
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I refuse to believe that the ‘hydration break’ was created without cocaine in mind even if just a little bit
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war reparations
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Jun 14
Most fouls won in an opening group game you’ll never sing that
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Tahith chong ballon dor
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Jun 12
I’m working a cannabis festival and it’s my worst nightmare brought to life. So many losers
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Jun 11
I wanna fuck it
🦛 The Berlin Zoo announced the name of its newborn pygmy hippopotamus — a rare mammal native to West Africa: Broetchen, which is German for ‘bread roll’
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Jun 11
That is not raoul moately true
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Paul Gascoigne tears up on live TV - as he reveals his alcohol addiction was so bad he drank 30 cans of Red Bull a day to wean himself off booze trib.al/6aZNXas
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Jun 10
You look like you’ve had a pot noodle and a wank mate! (complimentary)
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Jun 9
me
Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all
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Jun 9
Today
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Somalian
Statement:
"FIFA can confirm that match official Omar Abdulkadir Artan will be unable to train and officiate at the FIFA World Cup 2026 after he was denied entry into the United States. 1/3
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I can’t believe this took off and I didn’t even post the picture that it comes with
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Give this a listen and see if you disagree with it as much as I do
Our new episode is out now and we're ranking the Top 10 80s cartoons of all time as requested by @PaulGHernandez . SMASH a like and let us know in the comments your own favourites.
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