501st cosplayer. Married to a dude called @SharkboyToronto. Star Wars retweets but I do manage to sling a few words together. Team #AllStarWarsIsGood
Joined February 2018
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19 Aug 2023
The one silver daddy vibing along…
18 Aug 2023
Kids these days will never understand the danger of a broken record
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8 Aug 2023
My last vacation drone video is up. I loved the Kellogg House…
youtu.be/SDFmrz27JMg
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7 Aug 2023
We’re just normal men
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6 Aug 2023
The Meg 2. Don’t. Not even streamed. Not even pirated. It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t engaging, it wasn’t worth the free ticket we used. Is there a stronger word for “insipid“?
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6 Aug 2023
We’re team Barbie.
ALT Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Xavier Trudeau stand in front of a movie theatre entrance. They are dressed in pink. Behind them is a sign for the Barbie movie.
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3 Aug 2023
This app broke the iPad interface. Sidebar icons brick after a couple scrolls. Unsurprisingly the logo is the only thing that works.
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25 Jul 2023
There’s a gay Canadian OnlyFans celebrity on our flight! I feel he owes me a drink.
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25 Jul 2023
Just watched a family of five get “disappeared” at airport security because one member had two rounds in his carry on.
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25 Jul 2023
It’s true. The tower is a structural phenomenon. And I pooped there.
25 Jul 2023
Ever since we visited Paris and the Eiffel Tower, my husband reminds me he pooped at the top of the tower each time we see it in a film, picture, poster, commercial, etc. imagine how many times I heard about it this trip since we basically stayed across the street from this hotel
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25 Jul 2023
It’s a hot wind flowing into the valley. Our last adventure before heading home. @NeonMuseum
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24 Jul 2023
I forgot to add pictures!
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