CPFC. Holmesdale Block E. ❤️💙 Cricket lover. Foodie. Dangerous conspiracy theorist.
Joined February 2022
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Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.
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Fantastic 19th century cricketers name imo. Reads like one of those blokes who averaged 12 with the ball in the county champs and then died of consumption aged 28 in 1890
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I did a bit of research on this and it turns out he's German, the song is shit and the royal family paid hush money to cover Andrew's involvement with Epstein.
Jun 10
Thomas Tuchel refused to sing the National Anthem again…
Community note
Tuchel has said since becoming England manager that he has to earn the right to sing the national anthem and has not done so. bbc.com/sport/football… espn.com/soccer/story/_… the-sun.com/sport/16462257…
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Jun 12
If you think regulatory law doesn’t matter, stare at this bottle until you realize your error.
You can now get Papa John’s Garlic Sauce at Walmart. The game has changed forever
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Jun 11
.@elonmusk should respond to Labour MPs blaming him for civil unrest by removing the feature to disable replies.
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Jun 11
Blokes having a full sit-down meal at a table behind the corner flag😬
World Cup 2026 is going to be the least authentic football tournament ever.
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When I cared
Happy 60th birthday to this man, Sir David Platt.
He once happened to pop up in the last minute of extra time.
What a moment
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According to the UK government, you’re considered a terrorist if you believe that Western culture is under threat from mass migration.
Yes, this is really on their website.
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I’m sitting laughing at all these racists complaining about a Sudanese man trying to saw someone’s head off in the street in Belfast.
At the end of the day, you do all realise that St George was Turkish, right?
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Jun 9
We're not trillions in debt.
We're trillions in fraud.
There’s a difference.
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Jun 8
I tried the government's new AI "Jobcentre in your pocket" chatbot. Could it write me a CV? It could.
It also suggested that I should consider employment law and whether I've been discriminated against.
Key detail: I'm a parrot.
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Not at the moment bud
I fucking hate the police so much!!!
They all need to go!!!!
Especially the UK police!!!
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Jun 6
Micromanagement is for insecure control freaks.
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Who do you think you are kidding Mr Textor, if you think UEFA won?
WE ARE THE BOYS WHO WON YOUR LITTLE GAME.
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