Total NONSENSE from @MoiGideon .Too lazy to check the dates when the IDs were actually issued, yet somehow quick enough to drag President Ruto into the story. This isn't journalism, it's propaganda dressed up as news. The dates are right there. Facts first, fiction later.

Wanjiku Muhia : Organize yourselves into groups of ten to kill anyone who is not from Ol Kalou. @NCIC_Kenya @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE

The Fourth President is firmly in control. He has practically rearranged the entire game board. Sifuna is OUT OF the ticket. The ticket is now Kalonzo and Ruaraka Land Thief. Sifuna, will be offered Foreign Affairs. He is happy. Meanwhile, Jofri made a quick attempt to court Natembeya, but the Trans Nzoia governor politely declined. Natembeya is focused on defending his seat and positioning himself strategically for the 2032 succession politics. The chessboard remains active, and the dice continue to roll. Within the SKM centre, there is considerable scepticism about the Ruaraka land thief as the running mate. Their view is that he muddies what is otherwise a Mr. Clean ticket while adding little political value to the equation. The only problem is that coalition is looking for a godfather, and with the Fourth President appearing to be their most realistic source of sponsorship, dissent will remain muted. For now, sina mengi ya kusema.

Jofri, As you retreat to think through and plan your role in the June 24th and 25th protests, as well as Saba Saba, we wish you well. In the meantime, let me congratulate my good friend Kalonzo Musyoka for finally agreeing with his running mate, Edwin Sifuna, that the name of their coalition shall be Ukombozi Linda Mwananchi Alliance. They have also agreed on their preferred Nairobi team. Babu Owino will run for Governor, Irungu Nyakera for Senator and someone you do not like for Women Representative. I know you had previously advised that Nairobi should have a Kikuyu Governor. They have respectfully rejected that suggestion and settled on their own lineup. They are equally aware that you would have preferred Irungu Nyakera to challenge for Babu Owino's Embakasi seat, but they are comfortable with the arrangement they have chosen. In any case, Nyakera himself says you have mistreated him, I am sure you agree with that, especially with all the money he has given DCP. As you take your rest, the team will be in the mountain, demonstrating they do not need you to make entry. Linda Mwananchi will be in Thika on 11th June and in Meru on 21st June. Whether they have your blessing or not, Kalonzo's foot is firmly on the accelerator. It is good to note you have agreed to move the announcement of a candidate from next year to this year, because SKM will unveil his bid in August Towards that end, Ukombozi, Linda Mwananchi Alliance has already attracted 7 parties that will sign an MOU in the next few weeks to kick-start their new vehicle. Eugene Wamalwa, JB Muturi, Lenny Kivuti, Kawira Mwangaza, Irungu Nyakera and Kalonzo will all bring their parties on the table to put pen to paper and start their run behind SKM. Yesterday, Fred called Kalonzo on loudspeaker. My two friends sitting on opposite sides listened in and had a good laugh about your famous 45-day timeline. One of them remarked, "He is basically saying negotiate with me within 45 days. In reality, you only have 44 days left to give me a deal." The other burst into laughter as he agreed with the analysis. You can probably guess who was who. As for you, continue planning your role for June 24th and 25th. You have an established predictable pattern, like in 2024 it is prayers in the mountain with your phone off and then after your role is done, Mombasa. For now, as usual......... Sina mengi ya kusema kwa sasa.

Arrived in Helsinki, Finland, for a two-day State Visit at the gracious invitation of President Alexander Stubb. We look forward to deepening economic ties, strengthening partnerships in technology, digitisation, clean energy, innovation and education, and advancing new opportunities for investment, job creation and shared prosperity.

During the Official Visit to the Kingdom of Norway, I held a productive meeting with leaders from the Norwegian African Business Association (NABA) and NHO International Cooperation Programme (NHO ICP). Our discussions centered on empowering women and safeguarding the well-being of children through strategic partnerships, economic inclusion, and sustainable development initiatives. Strong partnerships create stronger futures for women, children, and communities.

Held productive discussions with Norway’s Finance Minister, Jens Stoltenberg, on opportunities for collaboration between Norway’s sovereign wealth fund and Kenya’s National Infrastructure Fund (NIF), including the sharing of best practices in sovereign wealth management and exploring avenues for investment in strategic infrastructure projects. Kenya is pursuing sustainable, long-term investments in critical infrastructure, including ports, airports, roads, energy and agriculture. This includes our ambitious plan to generate 10,000 megawatts of electricity to power industrialisation, create jobs and drive inclusive economic growth while safeguarding prosperity for future generations. We further explored opportunities for cooperation in green energy, climate finance and carbon markets as part of our shared commitment to sustainable development and economic transformation.

Met the President of the Norwegian Parliament, Masud Gharahkhani, and discussed ways to further strengthen Kenya–Norway relations, deepen parliamentary cooperation, promote democratic governance and advance our shared development agenda. We underscored the importance of parliamentary diplomacy in deepening bilateral relations and promoting mutual understanding between our peoples. We also appreciated Norway’s support for regional peace and stability efforts in South Sudan, where Kenya continues to play a constructive role in promoting dialogue, reconciliation and sustainable peace.

We are advancing Kenya’s maritime and blue economy agenda through cooperation with Norway, exploring opportunities for investment, knowledge exchange, skills development, technology transfer and job creation across the maritime economy, including opportunities for Kenyan maritime professionals and seafarers to work with established Norwegian maritime companies. We are also exploring new shipping routes to boost trade, strengthen supply chain resilience, enhance connectivity between the ports of Mombasa and Lamu and Norwegian ports, and expand our shipbuilding capacity. Met with the Norwegian Shipowners’ Association in Oslo, Norway, where we further discussed opportunities in the blue economy and fisheries sector, as well as cooperation on green shipping, ocean sustainability and decarbonisation, including the development of green trade corridors between Kenya and Norway to support trade, skills development and the energy transition. We also welcome the commitment by Wilhelmsen Ship Management and other Norwegian shipping companies to employ 1,000 Kenyan seafarers by 2030, including 120 by the end of this year.

For the next 45 days, we’ll continue making friends in Ol Kalou, sharing ideas, singing, worshipping, and learning from one another. We have been welcomed into many homes, shared meals, solved challenges together, and listened to stories that remind us what community truly means. A beautiful place to spend the coming days. Sina mengi kwa sasa.

Last night inside Rigathi Gachagua's Karen residence, where Kalonzo Musyoka and Eugene Wamalwa had spent the better part of the day, the atmosphere turned tense after 9:00 p.m. Throughout the evening, Gachagua remained convinced that the courts would overturn his impeachment, repeatedly telling the duo that he had done his homework and was certain the judgment would go in his favour. @skmusyoka chose not to leave his friend at such a critical moment and stayed by his side until the ruling was delivered. When the judgment was finally read, @rigathi broke down in tears. Dorcas turned to him and said: "Rīu nī maùndù marīkù maya? Dikweda gùkuona ugīthiī siasa cia gīko, ona ùrīa ciana irakùiguīra tha! Aya watinda nao ti arata aku mokire gùgùthekerera."(“Now do you see where these things have led you? I never wanted to see you descend into this kind of politics to the extent that even young children sympathise with you. And now you can see these are not your true friends, they have only come to mock and laugh at you.”) Anyone who attempted to access Gachagua after 9:00 p.m. was firmly turned away by his wife, Dorcas, who urged him to step away from the political arena for a while and leave the country with his family for a period of reflection and recovery. She was determined to shield him from any further public humiliation and insisted that he avoid a situation where he could end up being hospitalised in Kenya under the glare of the national spotlight.

IMPEACHED

The High Court has upheld the impeachment of Rigathi Gachagua. Riggy G has now been impeached again. Fire si fire is the duly Deputy President of Kenya. Congratulations, Kithure Kindiki.

The High Court ruled that Parliament met the constitutional threshold for public participation during Rigathi Gachagua’s impeachment process and, under the principle of constitutional specificity, the Senate was not required to conduct a separate round of public participation. The judges also held that Kithure Kindiki’s election as Deputy President under Article 149(1) did not require public participation, thereby upholding his appointment. It’s over Masikio imekatwa, appeals are now awaiting “public participation clearance.” Court of Appeal and Supreme Court are on standby… for a 2029 ruling, just in time for the next campaign season.

#KenyaBelgiumCooperation - The President’s Belgium visit is translating into real gains positioning Kenya as a leading hub for carbon storage and green investment, with Sirona technology highlighting Kenya as one of the best global potential sites for carbon storage.

Very productive High-Level Business Roundtable on Tea & Coffee Value Addition with Steven Pope (BOC Consult), where European investors committed to investing in Kenya as part of a broader target of USD 1 billion in investment under #KenyaBelgiumCooperation.

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) Agents are reporting that; 1. The congregation at Ol Kalou PCEA Church has refused to allow Pastor Dorcas Gachagua to preach during tomorrow’s Sunday service. 2. Rigathi Gachagua spent the day calling different PCEA moderators in an attempt to secure the pulpit for Pastor Dorcas. 3. Our agents confirms Senator Methu held different meetings with pastors and even bribed them with money to influence the choice of Sunday preacher. 4. Church members have stood their ground and said: “We do not want a preacher linked to politics in our church. The pulpit must remain for the Gospel.” “This is God’s house, not a political rally. Politics should stay outside the church.” 5. The PCEA headquarters has sent an official preacher to lead the service. Pastor Dorcas will only attend the service as a member of the congregation and will not preach. The Old Kalou congregation is insisting that the church should not be used for political matters, no matter who is involved. Their message is simple: keep politics out of the pulpit. IT IS SO DECLASSIFIED!

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) Agents have obtained documentary evidence to prove that @skmusyoka is attempting to film a movie highlighting his achievements. It is so DECLASSIFIED!

Congratulations, my friend @skmusyoka, on taking the bold step of documenting your 40 years in public life. Shooting a Documentary is quite something. Filming Four Decades of stuff that you do not have and that does not stand out is quite a hard job, I look forward to watch the painstaking effort starring a man who like Methuselah in the bible, has been there, but with little to show, except being there. As Minister for Education and many other ministries for example, I am curious to see the highlights. As Vice President, however, I know one achievement that will certainly make the cut, you helped deliver two very large prisons in Ukambani. Now, my sources tell me the documentary will premiere in September, conveniently around the same time you unveil your presidential run and running mate. Congratulations! I hope you have already informed Jofri and Matiang'i that Sifuna is your preferred choice for running mate. And while you are at it, I trust you have also briefed my friend and former boss, President Uhuru Kenyatta, that the Azimio chapter is firmly behind you, and that your political vehicle of choice is now the Ukombozi Alliance. ( BTW, you do not have to keep repeating Ukombozi, Komboa so many times in interviews and rallies, you can launch without singing it too much, but anyway, strategy ni yako, just saying) And Stephen, my brother, I am only responding to Jofri. He is the one who keeps telling everyone he is everywhere, knows everything, and hears everything. I simply want him to know that being "everywhere" is not an exclusive franchise. There are others in the market too. Sina story mob kwa sasa...

To expand access to reliable electricity in Northern Kenya, we are investing KSh8.4 billion to connect more than 53,000 households to the national grid across the region. In Wajir County, we are investing KSh4.1 billion to connect 26,000 households, while 18,600 homes will be connected in Mandera at a cost of KSh2.5 billion. In Garissa County, KSh1.6 billion will provide electricity to 8,300 households. Broke ground for the construction of the KSh72.2 million Maalimin Mini-Grid in Lagdera, Garissa County. The project, comprising a 102KWp solar system and a 331KWh battery energy storage facility, will provide clean, reliable and sustainable electricity to more than 500 households, enhancing power stability and supporting economic activity. Also addressed residents of Lagdera and updated them on our transformation agenda nationally and in Garissa County, including KSh18 billion worth of investment in affordable housing, modern markets and student hostels.