I am that guy you saw eat glue in kindergarten. Fastest memer west of the Mississippi and professional goober.

Joined December 2023
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Gaethje absorbing the Faustian Spirit from the deceleration of independence before beating the breaks off Topuria as a 350 underdog is just further proof this nation has a mandate from heaven

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He can not even change it to 17-1 because he can not open his iPhone with face ID 😭 #ufcfreedom
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Justin Gaethje with the dominating performance. USA USA USA 🇺🇸
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Sean Strickland has been charged with disorderly conduct: “I don’t know what that is but it sounds cool”
😲Sean Strickland has been put into the back of a police van after causing a commotion with fans at the UFC White House event “I’m pretty sure I didn’t break any laws”
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🇺🇸 Best fans in the world!
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Dimebag, Oliver Tree, and David Allan Coe are makin some CRAZY songs at this moment
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BREAKING: Six people were killed after two helicopters collided mid-air over Recreio dos Bandeirantes, southwest of Rio de Janeiro.

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Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people via CNN Brasil
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Nope. Halo is about the west blowing up space Muslims and how militarism is fucking rad.
Replying to @ReactionaryLuma
The original Halo trilogy has a leftist message. It depicted religion being a tool used to oppress and justify attrocities, and and heroes were a diverse group who worked together despite their differences
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California water systems hit by Iranian hackers in terrifying threat to drinking supply trib.al/VffaZF2
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Fighter jet crashes near Rimrock Lake in Yakima County, Washington state; pilot ejected safely.

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BREAKING: Senator Tom Cotton has officially proposed a law that could merge Mossad and the CIA forever, with Section 622 of the Intelligence Authorization Bill making it illegal to suspend intelligence sharing with Israel.
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The Goyslop Word Swap 🎶🎵
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On today’s episode of, “The European mind cannot comprehend this”…..
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I made it! The N team!
🚨BREAKING🚨Jeff Metcalf joins The N-Team!
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> Son gets killed > Tries to pray with killers family > Gets humiliated and threatened for it > Sees killers family boast and brag for the past year and make 600k off murder > receive numerous death threats ans get swatted for simply having a son that died "Ayoo did he jus say watahmelon felon doe???" This is exactly why we're over your shit. Shut the fuck up
Jeff Metcalf in his own words Calls Karmelo Anthony a “Watermelon Felon”…. & Americans would like to make us believe he didn’t raise his sons to be bigots & this wasn’t about race…. If this was The fathers posture I can only imagine what he instilled in his sons
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‼️😡 DISTURBING! A man posts himself PEEING on Austin Metcalf’s grave! What kind of person does this? I doubt he even personally knows Karmelo Anthony. Imagine being that upset over a guilty verdict for a man you don’t even know!
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Preach brother 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Podcaster Larry Reid calls for a “mass exodus” of black Americans to Africa in response to the Karmelo Anthony verdict, per Breitbart.
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The moment when Coffeezilla confronts Bricks and Minifigs’ CEO over access to a spread sheet. 👀
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