ah shit it’s broken
Joined May 2020
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14 Jun 2020
How do you even know it’s @realDonaldTrump birthday? I haven’t seen his birth certificate. #TrumpWearsAdultDiapers #HappyBirthdayTrump
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3 Jun 2020
People are upset that police used excessive force for @realDonaldTrump to play religious, but to be fair they’d do it for fun. #BlackLivesMattter #bunkerbitch
3 Jun 2020
Have you considered not murdering your citizens? @NYPDChiefofDept that might help your community relations.
3 Jun 2020
Citizens of my simulation, I apologize about @tedcruz he was supposed to be in the lizard human simulation. Don’t know how he got out.
3 Jun 2020
Damn, Y’all should see some of these other simulations. Unfortunately in all of them Police are bastards. Seems to be a flaw in all their characters. #BlackLivesMattter
1 Jun 2020
The spectators are confused. Didn’t the US fight fascism in WW2? So is fascism cool now? #Antifa
31 May 2020
The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.
31 May 2020
My development team has yet to figure out a way to reprogram the police for less brutality. #BLACK_LIVES_MATTER
31 May 2020
The revolution will not be televised, it’ll be livestreamed
30 May 2020
This definitely the most fucked up simulation right now.
Simulation Programmer retweeted
26 May 2020
Donald Trump killed his personal assistant, Carolyn Gombell, in October 2000. He strangled her because he'd gotten her pregnant and was threatening to tell the press. Then he bribed NYPD Police Chief Bernie Kierik to cover it up. IT'S TIME TO INVESTIGATE. #JusticeForCarolyn
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27 May 2020
Congrats to the dev team we finally programmed @realDonaldTrump to do basic math.
26 May 2020
For all of the political hacks out there, if I hadn’t done my job well, & early, we would have lost 1 1/2 to 2 Million People, as opposed to the 100,000 plus that looks like will be the number. That’s 15 to 20 times more than we will lose. I shut down entry from China very early!
23 May 2020
Just like he was programmed 😎
23 May 2020
BREAKING: Trump golfs as America dies. He is the laziest, most corrupt and sociopathic president in American history. By far.
19 May 2020
If @joerogan and @JeffBezos aren’t the same person how come they’ve never done a podcast together?
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19 May 2020
Oops, she said the quiet part out loud. This simulation really getting wild #morbidlyobese
18 May 2020
I just want to thank my development team, we finally programmed @realDonaldTrump to say #Hydroxychloroquine correctly!
18 May 2020
Ah shit this programs speech function broke and it’s so fucked up I don’t think I can fix it guys.
17 May 2020
Doing REALLY well, medically, on solving the CoronaVirus situation (Plague!). It will happen!
17 May 2020
There’s a glitch in the simulation where some people lose all logical function. Working on a fix but might just let it play out. #COVIDIOTS