Will need to do this again in 5 years since my eldest is only 3 but here’s how I’d put it as a father of 2:
0-1 - LOVE IT, sleeps all the time, easy to pack & go. Good outweighs bad
1-2 - Great, actually LET’S EXPLORE THE WORLD!
2.5-3.5 - I love our cuddles / GET OUT of my house
*husband rates the child by age*
0-1 - fine
1-2 - good
2-3 - great, actually
3-4 - a fate worse than death
4-5 - good again
5 - what the fuck we should have had 12 of these things