Civil/election litigation. @NR_Institute. Past: @marshablackburn's speechwriter, Team Cornyn, TX House, NFRW. Hail Purdue 🚂 #Porvida
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With an Ozempic pen in each leg
Jun 15
metabolically speaking, it’s healthier to wake up and eat 500 calories of real ice cream rather than fasting on black coffee until noon.
Community note
There is no clinical evidence to support these claims, and significant research showing the inverse is true.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38335858/
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This is cool
Jun 14
Freedom 250 is proud to announce Rodeo 250 — The Evolution of the American Cowboy, a signature attraction of the Great American State Fair on the National Mall in Washington, DC.
Visitors will journey through the evolution of the American cowboy. From Spanish vaquero traditions to cattle drives, Wild West performances, charros, trick riding, Roman riding, trick roping, and the emergence of modern professional rodeo. All brought to life by the legendary @CerviRodeo.
DATES: June 25–July 10, 2026
TIMES: Sun–Wed at 4 PM; Thu–Sat at 7 PM; special July 4 show at 3 PM
LOCATION: American Heartland Arena, National Mall, Washington, DC
🎟️ RSVP now for FREE tickets
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Jun 14
At this rate Freddy is going to represent Texas in the senate as a write-in
We’re ready, Freddy 🇩🇪
Germany matchday and the internet’s favorite Germany road trip might be heading to Kansas City 👀
#FIFAFanFestival #FIFAWorldCup #WeAreKansasCity #WeAre26
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Jun 14
Pajama Boy-level tweet
UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
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Jun 14
SPURS SPIRIT STAYS STRONG 🩶 Fans take to SW Military Drive after Game 5 loss to celebrate successful season bit.ly/4v6rmH1
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Possibly our most universal experience
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It only makes sense when Philadelphia does it, because everyone from Philadelphia is clinically insane.
Jun 14
I will never understand the idea that if your team wins a championship, you need to then start destroying things.
Where does that urge even come from?
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Jun 14
We mean this with EVERY fiber of our being…
GO SPURS GO
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Jun 14
Proud of this team. GSG.
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Jun 14
I can't believe Goody Wemby is out there casting spells on Ben Stiller's crops and the refs aren't calling it.
Jun 14
This is ridiculous. Brunson is just trying to drive for the basket, Wemby reveals himself as the mastermind behind the international criminal organization SPECTRE, ref doesn't call a foul.
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Unbelievably corrupt league
Jun 14
Even worse, on that last play, Wemby killed and ate an endangered species and the ref didn't call it.
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This was how Solomon felt when he wrote Ecclesiastes
Jun 14
The Spurs have now held a double-digit lead in the 1st quarter of all five games in this series 😲
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I'm not a basketball expert but I also wasn't born yesterday, and it seems to me that these dudes are just flinging themselves into Wemby in hopes the refs will call a flagrant. #gospursgo
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Lol. Get a job!
Jun 13
My office is demanding the @spurs remove this policy and allow @nyknicks fans and anyone who can buy tickets for tonight’s game to be able to attend.
Let’s go Knicks.
nypost.com/2026/06/13/sports…
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Jun 13
They beat someone into a coma. Leave us alone!
Knicks fans finally get within one game of a championship and their reward is having their tickets canceled?
Thousands of New Yorkers bought tickets, booked flights, and made plans in good faith.
Ticketmaster and the Spurs should reverse this decision and let the fans who bought those seats keep them. Until then, on behalf of Knicks fans everywhere, I’m calling foul.
nypost.com/2026/06/13/sports…
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Jun 13
I never get tossed into the air by a mob of joyful Mexicans and it isn't fair 🥺
Jun 12
🇲🇽🇮🇹 | Un grupo de mexicanos agarraron a un periodista italiano que estaba transmitiendo en vivo y lo lanzaron por los aires.
Al final les pidió que dijeran algo en italiano y uno respondió: 'Spaghetti a la boloñesa'😭
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