Christian theology/apologetics | Tolkien’s work | Halo

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To the archive this beautiful bio goes. It only caused more triggering and confusion among conservatives than the satirical subterfuge among the left I had intended. Kind of enlightening in that regard, actually. Focus on what people say, not their bios. Never forget 🫡
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Hmmm what was that about @theburntpeanut having a slow chat bc he viewbots? 🤔 40k viewers Try to follow a chatter
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Bro just stfu Write a book or something. Just stfu.
Want to know why so many Trad Christians hate Mormons? Because we’re better Christians than them.
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👑The J.R.R. TolKING👑 retweeted
Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books is the funniest video I've watched all week 🤣
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So brave and stoic, replying to someone and blocking them 😎 Rest in power 👊
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The cope is PALPA(tine)BLE
One of the things Lucas likes to do is "meld" scenes together using subtle match cuts. Here, Padmé's eyes seem to be tracking Anakin's motion in the next shot. This is part of the larger point of the sequence, which ironically juxtaposes Palpatine's promises of peace with the brutal reality required to maintain it, a reality Padmé is among the few to grasp.
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Yes, it really is unc-ish to critically evaluate the entertainment you consume. How geriatric of us.
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Prequel lovers:
I genuinely can’t understand how the previous generation saw this in 2005 and said “this sucks”
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I’ve seen what passes as ‘Tolkien scholarship’ sometimes 😅😅😅😅😅🤡🤡🤡🤡
Submitted today! Following a few years of rigorous peer-review, and working with Tolkien scholars globally! - 44 chapters - 46 Tolkien scholars globally - over 280K words overall Still tons of work to do as proofs arrive, but this feels like a moment to pause and celebrate. ☺️
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I’m actually grieving here. You have no right to dictate to others how to properly grieve.
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Banging pots and pans in the OR and shining laser pointers into surgeons’ eyes until they make a mistake, and then citing that as the reason we need to abolish hospitals
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Peter Jackson said the theatrical cuts are the definitive cuts, and I agree. 😬
Tell me your opinion on LOTR which will have everyone react to you like this...
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It’s not every day you see…pure…retardation… Fascinating…
I'm sure this will be controversial, but I believe that Lord of the Rings the book is inferior to Peter Jackson's movies. Tolkien has a tendency to make interesting things dull, and to leave the most interesting events off-screen, such as the Paths of the Dead. He includes scenes which stop the narrative dead in its tracks. To me, Tom Bombadil, Ghan-buri-Ghan, and the lengthy "let's all praise Galadriel" sections add nothing to the plot. His songs and poems are cringy as heck. I suppose if you were raised in Edwardian Britain poetry was seen as more manly. Tolkien also threw in some dumb deux ex machinas, such as when every single orc in Cirith Ungol kills every other orc. Or when Aragorn, all by himself, defeats 5 ringwraith at once. Petr Jackson gives us back the Paths of the Dead, and he adds humor and joy to the tale. His additions (Lurtz, the warg-riders) were solid. I admit he could have done nothing without Tolkien's great foundation. You are welcome to condemn me for my terrible taste. But I DID read Tolkien, and enjoyed it. I am fully aware that Tolkien has some extremely powerful episodes, such as Mines of Moria, the Dead Marsh, Shelob, and Denethor's fall. I can like Tolkien, yet not place him on some kind of super-high platform above James Branch Cavell, Charles Williams, C. S. Lewis, Lord Dunsany, and George MacDonald, who were more or less Tolkien's peers as early 20th century fantasy authors. Bring it. I invite you to prove me wrong. I'll even admit it if I feel your proofs are worthy enough. But you'll need more than a simple "Nuh-uh" or "Well Lovecraft sucked too."
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I'm gunna be honest. A good number of us 2nd gen Bungie Halo devs felt this exact same way and "didn't love" the storytelling in H2. (Halo1 easily had the best storytelling of the three main games)
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Uhhhh You should leave it if it’s false…
Under my fath my potential is unlimited. Why would I leave that for a faith where my potential is finite? If I leave I am leaving for a higher spiritual plane, not a lower one.
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Imagine being so deep in the brainwashing you don’t understand symbolism. ‘They’re wasting time and energy tearing down those statues of their former dictator because statues offend them haha!’ 🤡
Wasting taxpayer dollars because they’re offended by a rainbow
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This is unironically really good.
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Kai Cenat kept having to look up what certain words meant during his reading journey to become a better speaker 😭
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At least they’re open-minded!
Anything you say, any link you post, any video you post, is never going to convince me that the Book of Mormon is not true But by all means keep trying! I’m just warning you that you are wasting your time
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By the way, like the rapture predicting preachers they’re #conforming with, people are STILL convinced a secret Stranger Things finale is releasing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Perhaps I didn't make myself clear to a-lot of retards here on twitter. I'm against mocking her death not because of a "we should turn the other cheek" mentality, but because it is fucking stupid. "They already hate us if we mock her death either way" YES THEY DO, and you shouldn't "add fuel to the fire" to make it worse! This ain't even on the levels of mocking Floyd who was objectively a horrible violent criminal, this was likely just a stupid woman moment behind a car! When the left gets back into office, they are going to be coming back to get revenge on ALL OF US. Do you really want to antagonize someone EVEN MORE before giving them a loaded gun? Trump isn't making any long term changes to this nation and everything can easily be undone in one election. His executive orders were undone last time Biden got into office, and they can be undone again. Why do you think the Gov post so many funny edits on twitter? To keep you happy while they don't implement real change or MASS deportations. The deportations are very few in number, why do you think they have to make such a large show every time they tackle an illegal? This does no objective good to the nation while actively antagonizing the left EVEN MORE. It is nothing but a circus spectacle.
They all laughed about Kirk, who's laughing now?
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THE. OFFICER. COULDNT. SEE. WHERE. THE. WHEELS. WERE. POINTING. Sudden unexpected action Adrenaline You have no idea what you’re talking about because you have the benefit of hindsight and watching a scene unfold in slow motion with on-demand video. Shut up.
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