It’s not every day you see…pure…retardation…
Fascinating…
I'm sure this will be controversial, but I believe that Lord of the Rings the book is inferior to Peter Jackson's movies.
Tolkien has a tendency to make interesting things dull, and to leave the most interesting events off-screen, such as the Paths of the Dead. He includes scenes which stop the narrative dead in its tracks. To me, Tom Bombadil, Ghan-buri-Ghan, and the lengthy "let's all praise Galadriel" sections add nothing to the plot. His songs and poems are cringy as heck. I suppose if you were raised in Edwardian Britain poetry was seen as more manly.
Tolkien also threw in some dumb deux ex machinas, such as when every single orc in Cirith Ungol kills every other orc. Or when Aragorn, all by himself, defeats 5 ringwraith at once.
Petr Jackson gives us back the Paths of the Dead, and he adds humor and joy to the tale. His additions (Lurtz, the warg-riders) were solid. I admit he could have done nothing without Tolkien's great foundation.
You are welcome to condemn me for my terrible taste. But I DID read Tolkien, and enjoyed it. I am fully aware that Tolkien has some extremely powerful episodes, such as Mines of Moria, the Dead Marsh, Shelob, and Denethor's fall. I can like Tolkien, yet not place him on some kind of super-high platform above James Branch Cavell, Charles Williams, C. S. Lewis, Lord Dunsany, and George MacDonald, who were more or less Tolkien's peers as early 20th century fantasy authors.
Bring it. I invite you to prove me wrong. I'll even admit it if I feel your proofs are worthy enough. But you'll need more than a simple "Nuh-uh" or "Well Lovecraft sucked too."