kitchens • bespoke cabinetry • joinery • film sets. working in London, Surrey, Berkshire and Buckinghamshire. opinions are my own and generally ridiculous

Joined May 2011
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So they now want to sue @JeremyClarkson… surely the editor who allowed the article to be written.. SHE should’ve known better and should be fired and face legal repercussions.. this is hate speech. #SOWRONGONSOMANYLEVELS
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The Bespoke Build retweeted
I lost my wallet. Which would be nothing. Except. It had a lock of mum's hair in it. It turned an impossibly beautiful lunar grey just before she died. The fact that I can't replace is painful. If you find my wallet (Bold St) hand it into Co-Op bank please. Keep the money.
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Please RT… thanks twitter #missing
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The Bespoke Build retweeted
My gran told me that she turned her heating off on the 1st April as it cost her £2 to make her dinner the other day, and the bit of money she has left in her meter has to last her for another week. Paid into the system her whole life and this is what she gets in her retirement.
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I don’t post much on here these days.. no bespoke stuff being made.. in 2016 I went back on the films again after a 4 year break from it.. it’s fun it’s stress free, well paid but it’s a bit same same.. seeing all my mates on here build amazing stuff.. makes me miss this side
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Sooo this is my mate Steve… he does good things with wood.. vote for him.. you’ll be rewarded with good vibes
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#shocked just opened the one on the left (bought on Sunday afternoon from @Tesco) looked a little shallow.. Opened the one on the right to compare (also bought on the same day) and it’s A LOT fuller can you explain this @CadburyUK #bahhumbug #grrr #grinch
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It’s 310g more in the right one @CadburyUK 😳
Hey @ODEONCinemas first film back after many many months (pre COVID) , paid for a reclining seat (c9 screen 4 maidenhead) and the seat’s broken… not impressed please DM me thank #NoTimeToDie
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“Samantha” or “Joanne” Davidson #gaff #LineofDuty6
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When your new pal @dayterj75 does something so kind as source the lufkin tapes which are only available in the states and sends them across the pond for no charge whatsoever.. thanks bud.. you chuffin rule
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Bye #peirsmorgan you sycophantic narcissist......
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Silly bloody boy!!!!!! Same place as last time too!!! #neverlearn #thickasfuck
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Do I have any Chums from the States that could help a chap out? #acrossthepond #loveformyfellowamerican
I stupidly purchased this Senco roofing coil nailer as I thought it was their range sliding nailer.. please DM me if interested #roofing #carpentry #housebuild #granddesigns #sillyboy
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Made me chuckle. Stay safe xx
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Happpppy new year all.... advice please.. need a good wet n dry vac.. cheap to mid priced.. and anyone have the Beesey poles.. what size did you get.. #getmotivated #HappyNewYear @D5VEO @Biggscarpentry @madebygregcox @sospainter
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Me coming into to 2021.... Wishing you all a very happy and healthy new year.....
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Stuck another face place on the old midi.. And took the new Bluetooth midi cable holder, filed it down flatter and opened up two existing holes on the old girl for the screws to fit.. hey presto a Frankenextractor... thanks to Warren at @bunnysbolts for the excellent service
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Sooo been asked to make a timber garage, do they need to be a metre away from the neighbouring wall?
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